It’s amazing how a few ailments such as an ear infection, a jaw ache, and a few other unpleasantries can vacu-suck out the incentive to do anything but crawl into bed and cry into my pillow girlfriend’s cottonly lump until I fall asleep. Until of course, my blog suddenly decided to crap all over itself….

For some time now I used to have this perplexing problem where I simply couldn’t access the administrative section of my blog without it timing out on me. I couldn’t figure out what was causing the latency issues, and I also noticed that if I tried to access it from a different browser or different…