To the visitor who found my blog using the search term: “my girlfriend stays out till 4am” Newsflash: Your girlfriend dumped you. You just don’t know it yet, and apparently your mind must be so hazy that you’ve had to resort to doing a Google search just to figure out why a girl might want…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
January 10, 2008 |
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Blogging
Had a unusual dream the other night: I found myself trapped inside Google’s algorithm, which oddly enough turned out to be two towns, built side by side. One town was called Relevant Search Results (RSR), while the other town was called Irrelevant Search Results (ISR). RSR was a sunny looking place: blue skies, flowers blooming,…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
October 25, 2007 |
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Comedy
This recent screenshot of Google’s share price last Monday might offer a few clues: Source: InsideGoogle Update: For those who seriously wanted to know, Google was founded by Sergey Brin and Larry Page. It’s current CEO/Director is Eric E. Schmidt. Since it launched an IPO in 2004, Google is largely owned by stockholders, though no…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
September 27, 2007 |
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Exposes
Previously, I wrote a post pointing out several suspicious sites that were offering natural cures for shingles, GERD, ulcers and genital warts, all written by the same person. It was ranking pretty well on Google for about a week or so, and then suddenly my rankings vanished. I couldn’t find it anywhere on Google, no…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
September 26, 2007 |
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Exposes
Internet dating sites have now become a huge industry, with thousands of sites dedicated to either providing dating advice or dating related services. This particular industry though seems to be HIGHLY plagued by online dating sites that may in fact be craftily designed splogs (automated blogs created for the primary purpose of spamming visitors), and…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
September 25, 2007 |
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Blogging
Using the awesome and very promising OIOPublisher Direct plugin, I can now sell ads and other services directly to potential advertisers without the need for a middle-man, which means I’ll keep 100 percent of the profits I make. WOOOOO!!! :-D I’m gonna be rich! Filthy, stinking, disgustingly rich out of my greedy butt, depraved mind!…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
September 18, 2007 |
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Comedy
Looks like Google’s PageRank is being replaced.
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