Tag Archive: global warming

Hey Pat Robertson, how about a nice big cup of SHUT THE $%^& UP?

Dear Assface Robertson, Devil pact, really? You’re going to tell me that a pact supposedly signed eons ago would still affect the spiritual fate of millions of Haitian descendants who had nothing to do with it even today? Let me explain something to you, you shriveled up, senile, dumb We have ALL sinned, and because…

Where to vacation in the midst of all this global warming?

All this global warming resulting in subzero temperatures and mountains of snow is making it a tad difficult to figure out where to go for my next trip. :-D I have a week off coming up in February, but I have no idea where to go for this one. North, South, East, West? Somebody help…

Are you ready for some CLIMATE CHANGE??

Mega-storm headed this way, with projections of up to a foot in snow. Darn that global warming, dude! To get myself prepped for the coming Ice Age this weekend, I’ve drawn up a checklist of things to help me survive the snow blast: Snow shovel: Check Snow boots: Check Fake fireplace heater: Check Hot cocoa…

The Heat’s Gotten to Him

The REAL Inconvenient Truth

Good grief, no sooner had I posted my hypothesis on the actual causes of global warming than Pat Robertson starts proclaiming his newfound belief in it. Well Pat, if you’re truly a believer, and want to do your part to help cool off the earth, then I have good news for you! As I theorized…

The Heat is On!

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. – Evan Esar The ever resplendent blogging diva (you know her as La Shawn Barber) is fed up with the heat. So am I, and I’m glad I’m not the only one. This has been a particularly miserable @#$%…

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