One upside to being spurned by the entire female population that exists for no other reason than to do Satan’s bidding: I get to spend on me, and me alone! Once I got my tax refund, it was time to spend, spend, spendspendspend, all for me, and nobody else but meeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Well, maybe Momsie too….
Tag Archive: girlfriend
Living in Obama’s America, i.e. Hitler’s Germany
Feeling kinda blah today, trying to resign myself to the reality that Hitler: Part 2 will soon be moving into the White House (a name he’ll probably be changing too.) It makes me wonder what life will be like in this brave new world that will soon come upon us. A world where Iran goes…
Stocks Drop, The Apocalypse Looms, And I’m Still Single
A conversation I had on IM today: Lincoln: so hey i see that bailout is working wonders Casey: what did I tell you? It would make things worse Casey: We’ve just socialized much of Wall Street, and a good portion of our financial system…a further economic collapse will have a liberal government taking over transaction…
It’s Cuz Your Girl is a Ho, You Schmuck
To the visitor who found my blog using the search term: “my girlfriend stays out till 4am” Newsflash: Your girlfriend dumped you. You just don’t know it yet, and apparently your mind must be so hazy that you’ve had to resort to doing a Google search just to figure out why a girl might want…
Six Things About Me (That You Could Give a Flying Leap About)
Simple Mindz couldn’t resist tagging me with yet another one of those damned memes, but she’s hot, so I forgive her. Alllllrighty then, here are the rules: Link to the person that tagged you. Post the rules on your blog. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself. Tag six random people and the end of your…
Tis The Season To Get Knocked Up
Jingle bells, Britney smells, Jamie laid an egg…. Yep, in what seems to be the beginnings of a Spears tradition, the 16 year old sister of Britney Spears now has one baking in the oven, the result of being the live-in girlfriend of some 19 year old dweeb she met… at church. What was that…
Just another night…
So how are ya Linc? Well, gee let’s see here, I’m eating triple chocolate Nestle ice cream, which has melted messy drips onto my keyboard and sullied my what used to be brilliant white t-shirt, checking my email every 15 seconds in the vain hope that the girl I just contacted on Match.com will soon…
Opened 10 trades in the stock market today, 9 of them are losing money. I... am... AWESOME. #FB
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