I’ve been pining for the girl of my dreams ever since I was a wee one and had my heart broken by an 8 year old who tore up my Valentine’s card and then kicked me in the shinny. Since then, over the years my dream girl had always become nothing more than a part…
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One of the things that really kill any incentive to pull myself together and get my life back on track is that there seems to be nothing worth fighting for. I have no desire to fight for myself, because I’m kinda of a weenie and don’t like myself very much, so there’s no motivation there….
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Tags: church, depression, despair, dream, dreams, failure, fight, girl of my dreams, God, parents, purpose
Written by Lincoln Adams on
November 14, 2008 |
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Comedy
Somebody actually paid $50 to get the answer to this question on Google Answers. Seriously. Man, and I thought I was desperate. I would have only paid like 25 bucks, tops. :-D
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I was reading a few quotes by Dr. Laurence J. Peter (the creator of the Peter Principle), and he had this to say about marriage (section in bold are mine): A bachelor does not grow lonelier as the years pass by. He learns how to live with himself. He satisfies his unique social needs. His…
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Last Christmas I received a lovely miniature Christmas tree to hang my decorations on, and I decided then and there that my wittle tree would also be known as the Tree of Hope: …I thought to myself, “I will continue to take care of this tree until I meet the girl of my dreams, and…
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Ugh, I can’t sleep. See, it used to be whenever I had trouble falling asleep I would think about how I’d meet my dream girl, exploring all the possibilities on how we’d end up together and fall in love. Just holding on to those dreams would put my mind at enough ease that I could…
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I am a square peg trying to fit into the circle that is life. At least that’s been my feeling lately. I’ve always had an eclectic personality that precluded me from being able to fit in anywhere, whether it was a church, a social club, or any kind of informal group that shared a common…
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