A few people suggested that I create a dating profile on my blog, so I managed to hack one up today (check it out here). For now it’s a copy of the profile intro I’ve been using with some extra stuff tossed in. Might add some pictures later on (as long as I’m not identifiable…
Tag Archive: girl of my dreams
Last night I had the strangest dream…
So I dream that I’m walking into a diner, and looking around I noticed this beautiful girl in a flowery dress at one of the tables. Kinda Jessica Alba-ish looking, only she was sporting a bruise on her knee. Still, absolutely beautiful. She was then walking out, but as she passed me, she held my…
A Tale of Two Tracking Bugs
In the world of geocaching, there’s a fun activity that involves the use of what’s called Travel Bugs. Basically, Travel Bugs are items of virtually any nature small enough to fit inside a geocache, with a unique tag attached to each one. These tags are shaped like dog tags, and have tracking numbers that can…
Continuing a Christmas Tradition
This Christmas might be one of the rare occasions where I’m actually looking more forward to seeing others open the presents I gave them rather than the presents that were given me. I think the little boy inside me is finally growing up a little. One of the things I had planned to do for…
Why I will never find the girl of my dreams unless I travel
So the other day I was doing so random surfing when I came upon some statistics from U.S. Census, produced in 2004. I’ve always wondered just how many eligible bachelorettes were really out there in the good old U.S. of A, so I started crunching some numbers. Here’s the skinny: there are approximately 8 million…
To my readers: Do you wubs me?
For those who have been reading this blog for some time, you’ll know that I occasionally like to use cute terms like “wubs” and “snuggles” and “sugar pot bon bon bunny cakes.” I do it because it’s silly, it lightens the mood, and it tends to evoke more than a few laughs. But who knew…
Let us never speak of this decade again
What do we even call 2000-2009 anyway? The Zeros? The Single Digits? “The decade that just piled on with so much crap that not even the smelliest crap could have crapped as much crap as this crappy decade crapped on me?” Well, whatever. Good riddance to 2009 and that whole era of loveless crapiness. I…
Opened 10 trades in the stock market today, 9 of them are losing money. I... am... AWESOME. #FB
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