Tag Archive: funny

This is what happens when you get bored

So I’m minding my own business when I get an IM on AOL from someone named FreeAssFreda: [15:39] freeassfreda: hi! I saw your profile and ur a cutie! :) [15:39] linc4justice: Hi, where do I know you from? [15:39] freeassfreda: I’m actually working right now what are you doing exactly?? [15:39] linc4justice: working too [15:39]…

Being All Things to All People

One of the things people enjoy about my writing is my humor, so I thought I would only update my blog with humorous anecdotes that I knew would make people smile, and that approach would largely define my theme and what my site was about. The problem with that though is that I have to…

Did I finally find my true love?

Just got this email: hello sweety , compliment of the day to you. my name is miss Sofia i am 23yrs old, i went through a profile that speaks good of you, i took interest on it . if you dont mind i will like to know you much better. i came on line to…

The most absurd email, EVER

Just got this a few moments ago: Subject: Greetings for his all family’s blessing by Truth God……. Message: Hi Justicful and loving Mr Obama and Your loving Coordinater or Super truth cooperater wife,& Children… You have a God gress & good luck! I pray to success truth aim for you!! India and truth indians can…

When I asked the Lord for a sign, this is what He sent me…

Mixed Signals

Best ad you’ll ever see for a MacBook: The Matrix, if it were run by Windows

And now you see why I need a MacBook.

McCain WINS Election By ONE Vote, As A Result of Yours Truly =D

Note: I wonder when they’ll realize I actually DID vote, only I voted for the other guy.

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