Since we’re getting close to Single Awareness Day, thought I’d add one more item to my collection of anti-Valentine’s Day postings from my favorite teddy bear of all time: The Misery Bear!
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I think Hyundai’s Marketing Department Needs to be Cluebatted
So I get my mail today and I notice I received a letter from Hyundai: “Hyundai USA has recently implemented a quality benchmark for all it’s [sic] vehicles. Part of this initiative is to reimburse customers for the amount spent on servicing their Hyundai. Lincoln, on 1/11/10, you spent $56.48 servicing your Hyundai Santa Fe….
A Bear of a Laugh
It’s almost like BBC followed me around on of my last trips and decided to make a video out of it. If this doesn’t capture perfectly the kind of experiences I often have when I’m on vacation, down to the couple playing suck face in front of me at the beach, I don’t know what…
Angry White Men Black Women
So I’m in court today (don’t ask), waiting to take the elevator down so I can head out and buy more brownies, when this black lady walks up to wait with me, and starts ranting away about something, presumably on the cell phone. We got into the elevator, and she continues to keep on ranting…
Boredom and Craigslist is a Dangerous Combination
So I’m surfing Craigslist’s personal ads in their “platonic” category, basically just looking to see if anyone was interested in having a penpal or online chat buddy to help pass the time at work. These were the following ads I saw so far: I AM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND THAT HAS A FOOT FETISH. IT…
The Vacation Day From Hell
I spent the night at Ticonderoga (home of Fort Ticonderoga) before deciding to head out to Lake Placid the next day. Vermont was gorgeous, but I couldn’t decide on any place to stay, so I went for the familiar and hopped back over to NY for the remainder of my trip. I got up, feeling…
Opened 10 trades in the stock market today, 9 of them are losing money. I... am... AWESOME. #FB
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