My town was throwing a Columbus Day festival this weekend, which included a fireworks show for tonight. Since I either hated everybody in town or they hated me, I avoided it like the plague. I still got a chance to see the fireworks though since I was on the second floor and I was able…

To the @#$% a-hole neighbor who lit up a few window rattling rockets at 2AM in the morning: Ok, I get that there’s a certain appeal to lighting up the sky with illegal fireworks you bought from 3 states away. I get that because everyone else does it, you just have to do it too….