It’s always nice to find another fellow conservative with an even bigger mouth than me wreaking havoc on the ‘Net, so it was with a pleasant surprise that I found the Patriot’s Den at ForMyKountry.

Just to get an idea of what you’re in for, here’s how one particular post starts out:

There’s nothing like getting your ass kicked by the neighbor’s twelve year old in a friendly game of Halo 3 to let you know your best days just might be behind you. After he gets sick and tired of killing you with his weapons, just for fun, he runs up to you and punches your lights out with his fists. After six or seven of those, you can’t help but blurt out, “Go home you little bastard!”

Yep, I’ve had my own share of getting stomped by pimpled faced preteens telling me why my daddy works for them, so much that this whole gaming thing really starts to lose its appeal after a while. There’s only so much spanking I can take from a gang of grade schoolers after all before I finally give up and move on to other things with whatever shred of dignity I have left.

But anyhoo…

I really enjoyed the way he provides these little anecdotes from his personal life and then turns them into a treatise of why liberalism sucks big monkey balls. Reminds me of somebody. The language is a bit strong, but if you’re in the mood for a few jollies and a fresh perspective on American politics, give this site a little lookie loo. You won’t be disappointed.