So I drop by Blockbuster tonight to grab up some DVDs for the weekend, and I’m seeing this cute-as-a-button brunette prancing about the store.

Hmmmmmm… 

She was finally at the checkout, so I quickly grabbed a DVD and casually got in line behind her.

I looked over her shoulder.  “Oooh, Street Kings.  Good movie, you’ll like it.”

“Oh yah, I looove Keanu Reeves!”

I grinned, then happened to notice a really big, fatty, fat boy standing next to her, paying for, um, her rental??

“So you’re gonna be watching it with your brother?”

“Oh this is my boyfriend,” she said in a sing-song, cheery voice.

I broke out laughing for a few seconds, then paused.  “Seriously?”  I looked at him.  He seemed to be grating his teeth.

“Oh sure!  He’s such a sweetheart too!”  She held his arm.

“Wow… WOW.  Dude, you must be so loaded.  Was that your Corvette I saw parked out there?”

He didn’t say anything, but his face turned purple with…. embarrassment?  Rage, maybe?  I think it was rage.

Needless to say I quickly excused myself and made like I had forgotten my wallet, or something.

Ahhhh Friday nights.  Gotta love it.

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