Ok, so I was daydreaming yesterday on having a successful encounter with a cutie at the supermarket, right? Well today reality saw an opportunity to bite me in the wango bangos for daring to pollute its existence with my fantasies. I was at Starbucks and waiting in line for a gingerbread latte, and I happened…
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Finding love in the frozen food section
So I’m at the supermarket, slowly pushing my cart around and filling it up with my usual single man’s diet of Ramen Noodles and diet sodas. A twinge of sadness creeps over me as I pass through each aisle on my way to the checkout. And then I noticed her. She was a petite brunette,…
Why Do Dreams Go Unfulfilled While Nightmares Come to Life?
A friend of mine recently sent me this humorous cartoon, evidently seeing parallels between the comic strip and my nonexistent dating life. Such a kidder he is (who should be thankful I don’t live close by as I would have kicked the little bastard snot in the face.) First of all, it’s not nearly accurate…
Why I Think God is a Big Meanie – Sometimes
One of the reasons it’s been so difficult for me to find dates is because I don’t have a very active social life (which is to say, I have no social life whatsoever to speak of.) I used to have a close knit group of friends that carried me through high school and beyond college…
Roar of The Tygrrrr
I got contacted by a guy via StumbleUpon, and turns out he’s a conservative blogger with a site called the Tygrrrr Express. Writes pretty good (and funny) blogging dissertations ranging from politics to the NFL from what I could tell, and according to his About page, blogging to him is a “shameless ploy to get…
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Certain events in the past have played a significant role in devastating my pysche, which by themselves really don’t seem like anything noteworthy, until you consider the context in which they happened. For example, when I first started blogging, one of my secret desires behind my decision to blog, was that by putting my thoughts…
So according to my state, if I want to use tax software then I MUST e-file or face a penalty. Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME NEW YORK *thumbs down*
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