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POSTED: February 13, 2008 at 3:34 pm / Popularity: 9%

The Curse of Valentine’s Day!

By Lincoln Adams

Happy Anti-Valentine's DayThis might come as a shock to you, but I hate Valentine’s Day.

Ever since Donna Costello kicked me in the shinny after giving her a Valentine card back in the third grade, I knew this holiday was going to bring me nothing but grief.

It got worse during my high school years when some evil bastard of a bastard came up…..

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POSTED: February 13, 2008 at 12:08 am / Popularity: 10%

Evil Things to Do For Valentine’s Day

By Lincoln Adams

Here’s my working list of the things I might like to do for Valentine’s Day:

  • Toss molotov cocktails into Hallmark stores.

  • With a pair of scissors, walk into florist shops and snip off the top of all the flowers.

  • Look for starry eyed couples playing suck face in public, approach them and ask the girl, “Thanks for giving me a deal on the trick the other night. Can we do it…..

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POSTED: January 22, 2008 at 9:40 pm / Popularity: 13%

Heath Ledger And Why Women Are Evil

By Lincoln Adams

Heath Ledger’s passing was truly tragic, but I have to ask myself, what is it about being rich and famous that induces so many people into thinking, “Hmmm, my life really sucks, let me start throwing down a few and shoot me up some happy juice.”

Naturally, I blame women for this.

No really, think about it. Who else on this planet can take a guy who is:

POSTED: October 26, 2007 at 9:54 pm / Popularity: 6%

Let Your Voice Be Heard

By Lincoln Adams

Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

There are times when life really gets me down, and during those moments I’m often guilty of having a defeatist attitude about things. When I see a hurdle that seems insurmountable, I figure what’s the point in trying to leap it, I’m never…..

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POSTED: April 18, 2007 at 12:28 am / Popularity: 7%

Gearing Up For Battle

By Lincoln Adams

The saga at work continued today as I signed in and was immediately tapped by the boss to go talk to him in his office.

“Linc, you made a lot of mistakes yesterday on the phone.”

No sh–, Sherlock. Maybe it might just have something to do with the fact that I’m HEARING IMPAIRED??

“Well, like I indicated earlier, I have trouble with the phones because of my hearing loss, which is…..

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POSTED: April 17, 2007 at 11:44 pm / Popularity: 5%

A Day of Infamy

By Lincoln Adams

The REAL storm wasn’t the Nor’easter that recently hit us, it was the one that followed me to work today (and beyond). :gloomy:

When I came in I proceeded to get absolutely pummeled by a mountain of work, completely catching me off guard because stupid me, I actually thought the Nor’easter would create a slow work day for us. Yeah right. Evidently our esteemed court system thought otherwise,…..

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POSTED: April 15, 2007 at 8:34 pm / Popularity: 5%

Friday The 13th - The Day From Hell

By Lincoln Adams

The 13th of course marked the deadline when I needed to make my deposit to secure a spot in law school. The day before I spent several hours drawing up a schedule that would allow for a minimal change in everyone’s working hours, except for yours truly of course. No one saw a problem with it, so I left a copy of the diagram I put together along…..

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