So I’m on this dating site right, and I find this girl I have a high percentage match with. I notice she’s online and she just “faved” my profile (meaning she saved it as a favorite). Since you can chat real-time with anyone on the site, I sent her a chat request thanking her for…
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The Curse of Valentine’s Day!
This might come as a shock to you, but I hate Valentine’s Day. Ever since Donna Costello kicked me in the shinny after giving her a Valentine card back in the third grade, I knew this holiday was going to bring me nothing but grief. It got worse during my high school years when some…
Evil Things to Do For Valentine’s Day
Here’s my working list of the things I might like to do for Valentine’s Day: Toss molotov cocktails into Hallmark stores. With a pair of scissors, walk into florist shops and snip off the top of all the flowers. Look for starry eyed couples playing suck face in public, approach them and ask the girl,…
Heath Ledger And Why Women Are Evil
Heath Ledger’s passing was truly tragic, but I have to ask myself, what is it about being rich and famous that induces so many people into thinking, “Hmmm, my life really sucks, let me start throwing down a few and shoot me up some happy juice.” Naturally, I blame women for this. No really, think…
Let Your Voice Be Heard
Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. – Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption There are times when life really gets me down, and during those moments I’m often guilty of having a defeatist attitude about things. When I see a hurdle that seems insurmountable,…
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