Or if not the girl of my dreams, then a VERY close relative of her. Remember how I described what I thought my dream girl would be like? I added that description to my profile on one of the dating sites I was on. Most of the women I talked to suggested I not do…
Tag Archive: email
GoDaddy was blocking legitimate email without my consent or knowledge
I’ve been using GoDaddy’s email service for a while so I could continue using email under one of my registered domain names, but after switching over to Google Apps so I could utilize Gmail for the same purposes instead, I noticed I was now suddenly getting legitimate emails (specifically email receipts after placing online orders…
Did I land in Uranus?
So I wake up yesterday morning to the news that Captain Anus won the nobel peace prize and that Marge Simpson will pose nude for Playboy (Marge being a cartoon mind you from the Simpsons), and I’m wondering if somehow during the middle of the night, the aliens hadn’t abducted me and dropped me into…
How my job screwed me over… again
An update to the job situation at work: I am apparently so far low on the totem pole of importance that you’d have to dig 10 feet under just to get to me. So there were all these openings resulting from union concessions and people retiring that I basically had the pick of whatever assignment…
Did I finally find my true love?
Just got this email: hello sweety , compliment of the day to you. my name is miss Sofia i am 23yrs old, i went through a profile that speaks good of you, i took interest on it . if you dont mind i will like to know you much better. i came on line to…
The most absurd email, EVER
Just got this a few moments ago: Subject: Greetings for his all family’s blessing by Truth God……. Message: Hi Justicful and loving Mr Obama and Your loving Coordinater or Super truth cooperater wife,& Children… You have a God gress & good luck! I pray to success truth aim for you!! India and truth indians can…
Why I Keep Blogging
Received this email recently: Just thought I would drop you an email and tell you how much I enjoy your posts that are emailed to me. I work out on a drillship in the Gulf of Mexico and your emails are something to look forward to for a little bit of the light side for…
Opened 10 trades in the stock market today, 9 of them are losing money. I... am... AWESOME. #FB
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