I know I’ve bashed eHarmony before, but this is the last and final time. Maybe. For this last attempt and latest attempt in the world of online dating, I signed up for a discount special where I “only” have to pay $20 a month for 3 months. It was cheap enough that I figured what…

Previously I signed up for eHarmony’s 3 month special where you pay “only” $19.95 a month for three months. I’ve been so fed up with this service and the quality of matches they sent me that I figured I could cancel early before the second month started and get refunded for the months I didn’t…

So I get another eHarmony match, but this one lived too far away and was way too tall (women who are taller than me are freaks of nature and threaten my sense of manhood.) But she sent me a questionnaire indicating interest, so I saw a perfect opportunity to make her think she was rejecting…

So you’re offering free communication with matches this weekend? Really? Then why is it when I want to “Fast Track” it and email a match directly so I can bypass the 5 million questionnaires you normally force us to send each other, that I’m instead redirected to a payment page where you literally scream in…