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Creating Fireworks Of My Own
Lincoln Adams | October 12, 2008 @ 10:47 pmMy town was throwing a Columbus Day festival this weekend, which included a fireworks show for tonight. Since I either hated everybody in town or they hated me, I avoided it like the plague. I still got a chance to see the fireworks though since I was on the second floor and I was able to get a good view of it from my window.
It also gave me a good view of the drug dealers on the street too.
So here I am, just trying to mind my own business and enjoy the fireworks in peace, and there’s a crime in progress happening right underneath me. God in heaven do I hate this town.
I watched the two scumbag dealers as they got into their black ride and tossed a few bags of “white powder” around, the door and headlights on in the dark of night so all the world could see what a bunch of schmucks they were. They were getting ready to stoke a few up after what I guess must have been a good night for them, festival and all.
Hmmmmmmmmmm… 
I dialed 911.
“Yeah there’s a couple of guys hashing it up on the apartment grounds here, and I was wondering if you could send somebody over to go ruin their night?” I gave the operator the location.
“What’s your name, sir?”
“Oh my name? Sure my name is-” I hung up.
I waited a few minutes, and eventually decided the cops weren’t going to do anything when a patrol car suddenly pulled up next to the dealers’ car.
What ensued afterwards turned out to be 10 times more fun to watch than the fireworks. 
Tags: apartment, Columbus Day, cop, cops, crime, drug dealer, festival, fireworks, God, patrol car, street, town
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Lincoln Adams | August 18, 2008 @ 1:48 amMembers of the East Central Narcotics Task Force arrested a West Hartford man was arrested after a short chase in South Windsor Thursday evening.
According to police, Almighty Supremebeing Allah refused to stop for a marked cruiser and was detained about a mile down the road after the initial stop.
Witnesses reportedly heard the deity cry out as he was being subdued by police: “Infidels!!!! FILTHY INFIDELS!!! I, the Supreme Being am not subject to your human laws! Release me at once so that I may continue to bestow my loyal servants with fresh supplies of my homemade white powders!!! AND GET THAT FILTHY DOG AWAY FROM ME!”
Upon hearing the news, President Bush hastily called a press conference to declare victory and an end to the war on terror.
Barack Hussein Obama also commented on the arrest during a campaign stop in Moscow. “This is not the god I thought I knew,” he said, while expressing suspicion that the charges may have been driven by what he termed “spiritual racism,” and made a public plea for donations to have Allah released on bond.
“We must learn to respect the actions of these deities, regardless of how evil their actions might seem. Indeed, the only true evil that exists in our world today is the evil of intolerance. And Republicans,” he said.
Several journalists reportedly fainted at the sound of Obama’s voice while he made these comments.
Meanwhile, Muslims have begun a worldwide phenomenon of praying away from Mecca and towards the prison center currently housing the Supreme Being.
I might have made some of this up by the way.
Does it really surprise anyone at all that Allah would be caught hanging out in West Hartford?
Tags: arrest, barack hussein obama, drug dealer, drugs, funny, God, hartford, humor, infidels, muslims, police, president, president bush, press conference, satire
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