Tag Archive: dream

Depression: The Enemy Within

I only have one thing going for me right now: a steady plan to get myself completely out of debt by July 4th, 2009. After that I’ll have a lot of wiggle room to move around and start searching for another job so I can move out of New York once and for all. That…

My Dream With Sarah Palin

I had a dream last night where I met Sarah Palin at a Tennessee rally. I’m not sure what either of us were doing there, but I ain’t gonna complain. :-D Only problem was, the hags from The View were also there, including America’s favorite moron, Whoopi Goldberg. I was in a room and some…

How Evil Women Killed My Wittle Tree (Almost)

Last Christmas I received a lovely miniature Christmas tree to hang my decorations on, and I decided then and there that my wittle tree would also be known as the Tree of Hope: …I thought to myself, “I will continue to take care of this tree until I meet the girl of my dreams, and…

Another Milestone Reached

Imagination Demotivator

For the first time ever, my blog has made over $100 in one month! Fitting that I should announce this on Labor Day too. A few mild traffic spikes and a $10 commission from Clicky helped put me over the top, giving me a total profit of $114.63 for the month of August. Breaking the…

Wanna know where I’d be if this blog were a financial success?

Directly in Hurricane Gustav’s path, that’s where. :-D Well… maybe not exactly in its path. I don’t think I’d be that crazy, but I’d definitely be down there, volunteering wherever I could to help people get ready or escort them out of the area if possible. And then I might just stick around near the…

I Can’t See Her Anymore

Ugh, I can’t sleep. See, it used to be whenever I had trouble falling asleep I would think about how I’d meet my dream girl, exploring all the possibilities on how we’d end up together and fall in love. Just holding on to those dreams would put my mind at enough ease that I could…

Why Do Dreams Go Unfulfilled While Nightmares Come to Life?

A friend of mine recently sent me this humorous cartoon, evidently seeing parallels between the comic strip and my nonexistent dating life. Such a kidder he is (who should be thankful I don’t live close by as I would have kicked the little bastard snot in the face.) First of all, it’s not nearly accurate…

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