Or if not the girl of my dreams, then a VERY close relative of her. Remember how I described what I thought my dream girl would be like? I added that description to my profile on one of the dating sites I was on. Most of the women I talked to suggested I not do…
Tag Archive: dream girl
The Obligatory “What Am I Thankful For” Post
Another Thanksgiving draws near, and once again it’s time to reflect on what I should be thankful for. … well I got nothing. :-D No seriously, I do have a lot to be thankful for, especially this year. This was after all the year I finally became debt free, after having paid off my credit…
Did I inadvertently help some British bloke find the girl of his dreams?
So I’m bored out of my mind at work, and just for fun I decide to do a Google search for “girl of my dreams.” One of the hits I happened on led me to a Facebook group started by a British dude who also had a dream about meeting “the one,” and then drew…
How I Mooned Myself
I’ve been saying lately how much I wanted to turn my blog into something that would chronicle my traveling adventures and make my experiences an entertaining read for my dedicated fans. With the moon being the closest it’s ever been in 15 years and a meteor shower to boot, this would have been a perfect…
What if the dream were a reality?
I’ve been pining for the girl of my dreams ever since I was a wee one and had my heart broken by an 8 year old who tore up my Valentine’s card and then kicked me in the shinny. Since then, over the years my dream girl had always become nothing more than a part…
I am thankful for nothing! NOTHING!
And here I am once again arriving at another Thanksgiving, alone, empty, and even worse off than last year. What do I have to be thankful for? I’m still in a dead end job, I still haven’t found my dream girl, and now thanks to the Obamaton assbots who voted Antichrist-Lite into office, I can…
I Can’t See Her Anymore
Ugh, I can’t sleep. See, it used to be whenever I had trouble falling asleep I would think about how I’d meet my dream girl, exploring all the possibilities on how we’d end up together and fall in love. Just holding on to those dreams would put my mind at enough ease that I could…
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