Tag Archive: desk

The Lonely White Boy

“Hey Linc,” Mick waved me over, “I was talking to the boss today, and guess what he called the music you listen to??” (Check out my musical tastes here) “What?” “Lonely White Boy Stalker music,” he said with a smirk. “Really,” I replied. “Well listen here, I got another brand of music I love to…

A Day of Infamy

The REAL storm wasn’t the Nor’easter that recently hit us, it was the one that followed me to work today (and beyond). When I came in I proceeded to get absolutely pummeled by a mountain of work, completely catching me off guard because stupid me, I actually thought the Nor’easter would create a slow work…

Forgotten Man

I think I might hate my new boss. A storm front brought in a hail of ice here, so a lot of people were able to go home early…. except for me of course. Which wouldn’t have been so bad if it hadn’t turned out that due to some recent policy changes, no work would…

F.U. Valentine

Came into work today: “Hey Linc, Happy Valentine’s!” “Bite me.” “Yo, Linc, got any special plans for valentine?” “Sit on it, poopieface.” I sit down at my desk, and Mick my coworker approaches me. “Say, Linc….” “Look, snothead, I swear to God if you so much as even hint at mentioning Valentine’s I will vomit…

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