Tag Archive: depression

So I paid five bucks to get a fake girlfriend to send me love notes on Facebook for 2 weeks

Could my dream girl be living here?

What? I was bored. Got the idea from reading an article that mentioned being able to get fake girlfriends for 5 bucks on Fiverr.com, so rather than get my usual hot chocolate from Starbucks, I decided I was really in the mood for some fake wubsies. Yeah I got scammed. Well, semi-scammed. She/He/It did send…

This Time, It Was Less Than A Feeling

Boston with an iPhone

I arrived in Boston late February for what would only be my second time there, yet already the city was beginning to lose some of its shine for me. I guess once you’ve visited most of the historical sites the only thing left to do is… well… eat. Although there was more to it than…

I Hate The Holidays

There’s something about this time of year that always brings out the gangsta violence in me. It’s a time when all my online friends completely abandon me to go be with their families, and I have no recourse but to hang out with my real-life friends instead for company. Only problem is, I don’t HAVE…

Letter to my employer: I hate you and hope you die.

So it’s Thanksgiving Eve, and they let everyone go home early! Except of course, me. Not because I’m essential, mind you, but simply because I’ve caused trouble with the higher ups before, so this is either their way of getting back at me, or it’s because they presume because I’m youngish and single I obviously…

The Obligatory “What Am I Thankful For” Post

Another Thanksgiving draws near, and once again it’s time to reflect on what I should be thankful for. … well I got nothing. :-D No seriously, I do have a lot to be thankful for, especially this year. This was after all the year I finally became debt free, after having paid off my credit…

I am the suckiest suck that ever sucked a suck that a blackhole couldn’t suck as much as I suck.

Feeling pretty sucky this week. You know, I hate getting wrapped up in situations where I think I might be able to do some good, and then all that ends up happening is that my suckishness just comes oozing forth, and once again I start suspecting that God must have been sleeping the day I…

In Poor Health, The End of the World is Coming, and I’m Still Single

I lead a charmed life. So I’m just minding my own business and checking my email, when I get this alert from a Christian pastor I know. He feels a great calamity is about to occur soon, causing massive fires in New York City that will spread out even to New Jersey and Connecticut, along…

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