What? I was bored. Got the idea from reading an article that mentioned being able to get fake girlfriends for 5 bucks on Fiverr.com, so rather than get my usual hot chocolate from Starbucks, I decided I was really in the mood for some fake wubsies. Yeah I got scammed. Well, semi-scammed. She/He/It did send…
So I’m sifting through the dating profiles on Match.com and I’m starting to notice a pattern. Namely that an awful lot of women seem to be living totally awesome lives filled with sugary awesomeness where the awesome sauce just spills all over the awesomeness that is their awesome lives. Take this example: I have a…
There doesn’t seem to be a better time to brave the dating world than just before Valentine’s Day, in which case a horde of single women become so desperate not to be alone on Valentine’s that for an ever so brief moment, they will lower their usual criteria that a man be 7 feet tall…
I’ve never been a fan of online dating. Scratch that, I would like to hunt down and burn to death every creator and purveyor of all dating sites as a service to humanity, as well as justice for unleashing a plague onto the world that could only be rivaled by the advent of Myspace (and…
When I’m not writing fake profiles just for kicks (and revenge) that is. There’s one thing I hate about writing a good dating profile that will attract responses from women: the lying. In an ideal world, women would value honesty and integrity in a man, and typically they do, but only when it’s too late….
So according to my state, if I want to use tax software then I MUST e-file or face a penalty. Well EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME NEW YORK *thumbs down*
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Katy Perry’s parents looking to set her up with Tim Tebow (Baby Jesus heard crying in background)
Filed Under: Christianity
Really? Let me get this straight: devout Christian parents want to set up their whoring-sloring daughter with a devout Christian football player. Match made in heaven, yep. I’m guessing this is on the assumption that said football player (who lugs footballs the way King Kong lugs T-Models) is gonna keep her on the straight and…
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