Sometimes after I get home from work, I like to run across the parking lot flailing my arms and screaming “CHARLIE’S GOT MY BALLS!!!!!” at the top of my lungs. It discourages people from moving here.
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Boredom and Craigslist is a Dangerous Combination
So I’m surfing Craigslist’s personal ads in their “platonic” category, basically just looking to see if anyone was interested in having a penpal or online chat buddy to help pass the time at work. These were the following ads I saw so far: I AM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND THAT HAS A FOOT FETISH. IT…
Leaving New York, $1500 Poorer
So what started out as a $20 oil change eventually turned into a $1500 job to fix my car. I stumbled out of the dealership, pale white and in a daze, wondering if this is what it must have felt like to have the life force vacu-sucked out of you by The Mummy, right before…
Tweeting for love?
I recently found a site called Twitter Local, which offers a way to generate an RSS feed that filters out tweets around a certain area. Who knows, I might be able to find a nice girl I could get together with for snugglies and lubs this way. :-D I narrowed the search parameter to within…
I may be sick, but at least I’m not nuts
The Valentine demon found me hiding under the bed and gave me a virus, so I’ve been pretty much out of it for the last few days. I’m feeling a bit better now though, so I went to check my email and found this little jewel waiting for me, sent by some girl on PlentyofFish.com…
Was Your Daughter Kidnapped? Get A Tax Break!
I’ve seen some pretty messed up instructions on my tax forms, but this one took the cake: If your child is presumed by law enforcement to have been kidnapped by someone who is not a family member, you may be able to take the child into account in determining your eligibility for child tax credit….
Opened 10 trades in the stock market today, 9 of them are losing money. I... am... AWESOME. #FB
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And by not fat you mean, what, that you're merely only 300 pounds as opposed to being 500? [More]
I am offended, what a shallow man you are Lincoln, No I'm not fat, just blond. I prefer blond men but I wouldnt call a... [More]
I hope there's a light at end of this tunnel. To vent my bitter feeling, I'm convinced that whatever I wish/want I don't get, whatever... [More]
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