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Boredom and Craigslist is a Dangerous Combination
Lincoln Adams | December 18, 2009 @ 8:32 pmSo I’m surfing Craigslist’s personal ads in their “platonic” category, basically just looking to see if anyone was interested in having a penpal or online chat buddy to help pass the time at work. These were the following ads I saw so far:
I AM LOOKING FOR A FRIEND THAT HAS A FOOT FETISH. IT COULD LEAD TO A RELATIONSHIP. I WANT SOMEONE RIGHT NOW TO HANG OUT WITH , CHILL, MOVIES, DINNER, AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.
I know this is a very akward posting but My wife and I are eagerly ready to expnad our family. We are looking for a latino, caucasion or east indian male who are btwn the ages of 28-35 to provide us some…
the background: i need a good looking guy to “take me out” – maybe a movie, a restaurant, and most importantly to meet one or two friends… all in the name of inspiring jealousy! We’re smoking out the true feelings of a Friend With Benefits, and for that I need a “boyfriend.” I’m not unattractive, but lately haven’t had a steady guy in my life… so this is it: you pretend to take me out, I’ll foot the bill.
Am one of the many unemployed now for a while in the city. Miss the holiday parties that used to come with work. Not one invite to any this year. Does anyone need a date to one or know where to find one? I’m definitely open to crashing!
hi my name is april and i am currently incarcerated but will be getting out in a few months. i am 25 yrs old,5′4, 125 lbs, black/spanish with long curly light brown hair. i want someone who would like to get to know me regardless of my past mistakes. i can only recieve postal mail.
Yoga Dominatrix – The Yoga Domme likes Her slaves to be in good shape physically, mentally and spiritually. Think you are too stiff, too fat, too disgusting, too dirty or too out-of-shape for Yoga? Dont worry, YD has compassion for losers like you, compassion, patience, and a big stick.
And that was just on the FIRST page. 
So glad it’s closing time here at work and I can finally go home now. 
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Loading ...Leaving New York, $1500 Poorer
Lincoln Adams | October 31, 2009 @ 10:54 pmSo what started out as a $20 oil change eventually turned into a $1500 job to fix my car. 
I stumbled out of the dealership, pale white and in a daze, wondering if this is what it must have felt like to have the life force vacu-sucked out of you by The Mummy, right before he tosses you aside like so much smelly garbage.
There was no avoiding it though. My brakes needed replacement or they wouldn’t pass inspection, and I had to deal with a power steering leakage that cost over $500 to fix. The rest were jobs I had been planning to get done anyway (like a battery replacement), and since my wallet was pretty much getting molested enough as it is, I figured I might as well get it over with now.
But gees.
Well on the upside, I totally have a legitimate excuse now not to get anyone Christmas presents this year.
After I spent the morning AND afternoon at Chuck E. Cheese (don’t judge me), my car was finally ready to go, and I made out of there like a bat out of hell. I seriously did not want to be out and about on Halloween, because people have been acting bonkos crazy nuts lately, especially out on the roads. Who’s cutting me off, who’s blocking my exit, and one guy in front of me who STEPS on the fricking brakes in the MIDDLE of the interstate where everyone is going 70 at least, and then just continues on la lee da?? You know, I bet that’s why I needed new brakes too. Mother pus bucket…
Yep, I think I am just about ready to leave New York for a few days. I’d make it forever, of course, but the umbilical cord that is my job would eventually reel me in sooner or later. Sigh.
Ah well, hanging out with the Amish might be just what the doctor ordered. It should be a therapeutic experience, especially now that I”l have a chance to go and laugh at them for riding horse carriages and not owning iPods. Who knows, maybe I’ll even pick up a hot Amish babe currently going through Rumspringa along the way. 
Tags: Amish, car, chuck e cheese, crazy, dealership, halloween, job, new york, Pennsylvania
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Tweeting for love?
Lincoln Adams | April 2, 2008 @ 2:05 pmI recently found a site called Twitter Local, which offers a way to generate an RSS feed that filters out tweets around a certain area. Who knows, I might be able to find a nice girl I could get together with for snugglies and lubs this way.
I narrowed the search parameter to within five miles, and the first Twitterer I found went by the name of Kristin, who describes herself as a “semi-geek lesbian transsexual in early stages of transition.” These were her latest tweets:
god nigt mfers
bad goddeie
fg**k you all. fk*k me.
beotch
and i dot care what u thingk about
yeah i know i am f**ked up andtalkxng shic bit ig have coood reason andi i dont core
f**k b ush, bugfk society, f**k men
I need to get out of this town.
Tags: crazy, funny, romance, tools, twitter, women suck
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Meet the new guy, just as batsh*% crazy as the old
Lincoln Adams | March 5, 2008 @ 7:31 pmSo my new supervisor has been here a few days, and so far I’m thinking he won’t be too much of a problem. He knows enough to stay out of our way, and he’s already carved out an cubicle igloo for himself, leaving me to keep what is now formerly the supervisor’s desk, so I’m happy. 
But there are little ripples here and there that might indicate the new guy could be, well… insane.
You know how when you meet some people things just click, and the conversation easily flows and ebbs? This wouldn’t be one of those times.
Not that he doesn’t mean well, it’s just that our conversations are so awkward they end up becoming something akin to watching a train wreck in slow motion. Weird. When he’s more mellow it’s a bit easier to engage in dialogue, yet the way his face involuntarily twitches makes me think I won’t be trading cooking recipes with him anytime soon.
His 3-4 hours of absence a day where the man is positively nowhere to be found makes me wonder about things though. Like maybe he’s running a drug operation, or hitting the local brothel for a few hours of hoochie coochies, or maybe at the OTB putting a few Gs down on Who’s-Your-Daddy to win it down the stretch.
His work ethic would also seem a bit… lacking. Just yesterday, as he walked out of his cubicle igloo he dropped his coffee. He picked up his cup and threw it not in our trash bin mind you, but in our shredding bin (what we use to dump “sensitive” documents that need to be shredded). After studying the pool of coffee that was now on the floor for a few seconds, he then pulled the shredding bin over it to hide the spill.
Self employment is starting to look better and better to me every day.
Tags: boss, conversations, crazy, dialogue, insane, job, new guy, self employment, supervisor, work ethic
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I may be sick, but at least I’m not nuts
Lincoln Adams | February 19, 2008 @ 2:16 amThe Valentine demon found me hiding under the bed and gave me a virus, so I’ve been pretty much out of it for the last few days. I’m feeling a bit better now though, so I went to check my email and found this little jewel waiting for me, sent by some girl on PlentyofFish.com who was interested in my profile. I think.
i dont know how to take you… hopefully ure funny cause i think your hysterical…..
miss u……waiting for my savior….
MUCH…..later….
I think I’m gonna start deleting my dating profiles from these sites. I’m getting scared now.
Tags: crazy, dating, message, nuts, plentyoffish.com, profile, psycho, women suck
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Was Your Daughter Kidnapped? Get A Tax Break!
Lincoln Adams | February 10, 2008 @ 6:20 pmI’ve seen some pretty messed up instructions on my tax forms, but this one took the cake:
If your child is presumed by law enforcement to have been kidnapped by someone who is not a family member, you may be able to take the child into account in determining your eligibility for child tax credit.
So I’ve gone half insane because my daughter has been abducted by a whack job and could now be lying dead in a ditch somewhere, but don’t worry, I can still claim a tax break from the government! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Who in the blue F*&# at the IRS writes this crap?
Tags: abducted, child tax credit, crazy, funny, income taxes, irs, tax break
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I Hate Crazy People
Lincoln Adams | September 13, 2007 @ 3:12 pmI have this supervisor right, and I swear I don’t know whether this guy is coming or going. Yesterday I’m coughing and he asks me if I’m ok. Today I say hello to him and he ignores me. One minute he’s as friendly as Mickey Mouse. The next minute you get treated like you just shot his mother. You never know where you stand with him from one minute to the next, so a lot of us here have to walk on eggshells when it comes to dealings with him.
I can’t STAND people like that. I mean, if you’re gonna be a whack job, then at least show some consistency here. This bipolar crap gets old fast, and it’s really beginning to frost my cookies.
I think I’ll go see where his car is parked and let the air out of the tires.
Tags: bipolar, consistency, crazy, eggshells, job, mickey mouse, supervisor, tires, whack, whack jobs
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