Came into work today: “Hey Linc, Happy Valentine’s!” “Bite me.” “Yo, Linc, got any special plans for valentine?” “Sit on it, poopieface.” I sit down at my desk, and Mick my coworker approaches me. “Say, Linc….” “Look, snothead, I swear to God if you so much as even hint at mentioning Valentine’s I will vomit…