Tag Archive: coworker

Lincoln’s Kryptonite

So I’m at work, and my coworker comes over and sees my plus sized slurpee I bought from 7-11. “You know that thing’s gonna kill ya.” “Nah. I’m invincible like Superman. There’s really only one thing on this planet that can kill me.” “Oh yeah, what’s that?” “Marriage!”

Hello, my name is Lincoln, and I hate women.

So today I came across this video: Have you noticed, whenever you can see the driver, it’s always a woman? Watch the last one too, you just KNOW that was a dude who did it. Awesome. So anyway, I show it to my male coworker, and we get to a discussion about how women are…

Finding love in the frozen food section

So I’m at the supermarket, slowly pushing my cart around and filling it up with my usual single man’s diet of Ramen Noodles and diet sodas. A twinge of sadness creeps over me as I pass through each aisle on my way to the checkout. And then I noticed her. She was a petite brunette,…

Missing The Target on Wubs

So this morning I go to the range to get my Beretta on and shoot up some paper, pretending the targets were the very things I loathe most in this world, such as terrorists, songs sung by Jessica Simpson, and broccoli. I do this every month since I’m part of a gun club that includes…

Today I will act in a manner unbecoming of a government employee and actually do some work

Workload - Full In Box

I have some extended time off coming up in October, so this week I really need to take the opportunity to like, do work and stuff. I actually take some pride in staying on top of the mass of crap that only an inept, broken system of a bureaucracy could spew forth my way, but…

Why I need to leave this job

So today I hear a story reflecting the sheer brilliance of my coworkers: Guy comes in, needs to file a report. One of my coworkers gets up to help him out. She checks the computer and tells him: “There’s already a report here with your name, only the first name is different. Same last name,…

Just a whole lot of babbling nonsense…

I think my new supervisor is starting to get frustrated with my coworkers. I’m holing up at my desk here with my head down low and Toto’s Africa blasting through my speakers, when I hear the supe making the classic mistake of asking a coworker who goes by the nickname of The Mouth a question….

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