Jessica Simpson talks about her loneliness, where she also denies being in love again.

My response: Who gives a rat’s @$$?

Honestly, why do I need to know about what’s going on in the head of the ditziest, damned stupidest blondish whorebag to have ever graced planet earth since Courtney Love? Am I missing something here? Because she’s hot you say? Sure… after about 100 touchups in Adobe Photoshop and 10 beers or so, I’d be obliged to agree. But please, can’t we just let this squeaky voiced bimbo finally fade into oblivion for the sake of us humans? She can take her equally ditzy sister and pimp daddy along with her too.

Crikey.