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Stocks Drop, The Apocalypse Looms, And I’m Still Single

Lincoln Adams | October 6, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

A conversation I had on IM today:

Lincoln: so hey i see that bailout is working wonders

Casey: what did I tell you? It would make things worse

Casey: We’ve just socialized much of Wall Street, and a good portion of our financial system…a further economic collapse will have a liberal government taking over transaction and payment systems…something clearly foretold as an end-time event…you cannot buy or sell without the mark of the beast.

Lincoln: Thank you Mister Sunshine

Lincoln: Could we possibly hold off the end of the world until after I get a girlfriend?

Tags: bailout, beast, collapse, conversation, financial, girlfriend, government, IM, liberal, stocks, Wall Street
Categories: News Fit To Blog

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Comforting a Friend in Need

Lincoln Adams | October 1, 2007 @ 6:40 pm

Mickey walked into work today, and I saw right away that he was in tremendous pain. He looked at me with grief stricken eyes.

“Awww, come here.” I went and put my arms around him. No longer able to contain his emotions, he held me tightly and broke down crying.

“There, there, everything’s gonna be ok. Don’t you worry now.”

“…..why????” He said between sobs. “WHY????”

“It’s ok, everything’s gonna be ok.” I hummed a gentle lullaby to calm him down. “Doo doo dooo doooooo dooo…..”

So why was Mickey in such awful pain? Because, dear readers, my coworker… is a New York Mets fan.

Tags: baseball, collapse, comfort, coworkers, dear readers, emotions, funny, grief, humor, lullaby, mets fan, new york mets, sobs, sorrow, tragedy
Categories: Comic Relief

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Remind Me….

Lincoln Adams | January 27, 2007 @ 2:48 am

…never to upgrade a blogging script the minute the developers release a major new version. I just wasted a whole day trying to upgrade this blog to the latest and greatest, only to see it crap out on me with all sorts of buggy errors. I thought I had a handle on it by making some adjustments in the background, but the problems proved to be too much. Instead, I’ll just comb through the plugins and see if any of them can be updated instead. Wordpress does have its advantages, but organized developments of the script is not one of them.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go collapse now.

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Categories: Blog Fog

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