This was is one sprawling metroplex, I tell ya. I was amazed at all the freeways interconnecting what seemed to be mini-cities surrounding Dallas, offering endless shopping opportunities and more towering hotel buildings that reminded me of Vegas in a way. I happened to notice during my whole time in Texas that I never heard…

Well actually, it was last night. Well the night before, whatever. Anyways, true to my promise, I took a trek out into the great unknown, and right away I knew the night was going to be trouble. I first made a stop at a gas mart that had a Dunkin’ Donuts, where two Hispanic guys…