Tag Archive: church

Note to Rick Warren: Grow A Pair

Here we go: “Well, I’m a pastor, not a pundit,” {Rick Warren} told CNN’s Suzanne Malveaux on Thursday’s “Situation Room.” “One of the things we’re going to do is I’m going to ask identical questions to both candidates, which will be different. “I’m not going to play ‘gotcha’ with one candidate and not with the…

Praise the Lord and Watch Out For That Bike!

As if concern over the quality of the preaching wasn’t bad enough, now I have to worry about Christian dweebs running over me with their bikes too. (Kudos: The Limitless)

Jason Upton, Lou Engle and Company: The Heresies They Teach And Why We Christians Are So Royally Screwed

I realize my heathen audience just went “Uhhhhhh???” upon reading that title, but every now and then I like to discuss a Christian topic on my blog, so like it or not it’s par for the course. One of my beloved readers recommended that I give the “worship artist” Jason Upton a listen, hoping his…

Why Church People Should Die

Every now and then I’m reminded that I don’t have the suckiest life in existence, and there are worst things in this world than being a virginal weenie tot who can’t get a girl to pay attention to him for more than .25 seconds. The latest reminder came when a friend of mine told me…

Lord, Please Destroy 99 Percent of Your Church

Many thanks in advance! Oh, make sure you exclude me, of course. There are certain things in life that I simply cannot abide by, such as broccoli, rap music, humidity, and last but not least, obnoxiously rude Christians. I was on the wrong end of this when I emailed no less than five girls on…

Abandon My Church? YES I CAN!

So it seems like B. Hussein Osama Obama has finally resigned from his cracknuts church. I didn’t even know you could resign from a church, but besides that, didn’t he say he couldn’t disown Wright or his church anymore than he could his own family? I guess I must have missed the last part, “…unless…

Online Dating Can Be Murder Sometimes

True story: Guy goes online looking for love, only problem is he’s a 46 year old pretending to be 18. He meets the love of his life, an impressionable 18 year old girl who eventually finds out the man of her dreams is a wee bit older than he let on. Depressed and distraught, she…

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