Tag Archive: Christians

Why the readers at Little Green Footballs are a bunch of dumbass schmuck monkeys

I’ve been reading LGF on and off for the past few years (I was even on their blogroll), but I only recently began to notice a growing anti-Christian bias primarily born out of their head blogger’s distaste for Intelligent Design (ID). While I’m a creationist at heart, I’m not a fan of the idea of…

The Olympics Can Suck My A–

China Demotivator

Why is it whenever I hear someone expressing boundless excitement over watching the Olympics, I just want to bash their faces in with something hard? I dunno. Could be because it’s taking place in Beijing, which is about as appealing as having it take place in say, 1936 Berlin. Really kinda makes it hard to…

Jason Upton, Lou Engle and Company: The Heresies They Teach And Why We Christians Are So Royally Screwed

I realize my heathen audience just went “Uhhhhhh???” upon reading that title, but every now and then I like to discuss a Christian topic on my blog, so like it or not it’s par for the course. One of my beloved readers recommended that I give the “worship artist” Jason Upton a listen, hoping his…

Why Church People Should Die

Every now and then I’m reminded that I don’t have the suckiest life in existence, and there are worst things in this world than being a virginal weenie tot who can’t get a girl to pay attention to him for more than .25 seconds. The latest reminder came when a friend of mine told me…

The Mark of Lincoln

So I come across a blog post discussing a certain theological topic the other day, and since I had a few minutes to spare I posted a comment and used the example of an episode I saw on a sci-fi show to illustrate my point. This pastor dude then comes on and starts belittling me…

Why I’m Giving Up On Christians

In spite of how difficult it’s become trying to find a nice Christian girl with enough moral fiber not to go a-whoring around town every night, I’ve always believed that if I just dug hard enough through the compost heap of life, I’d eventually find my jewel. With that in mind, there’s an old-time Christian…

“Lonely Teacher Looks For Loving Pet”

Is it me, or does it seem like women are getting married at earlier and earlier ages these days? Or am I just getting older and older? I blame Christians for this (naturally), particularly those within the Bible Belt who push to get their daughters married by the time they’re 18, so by the time…

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