Tag Archive: christianity

Why Obama Will Win – Hint: It’s Real Wrath of God Type Stuff

Remember that scene from Ghostbusters? Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”? Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly. Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the…

The Mark of Lincoln

So I come across a blog post discussing a certain theological topic the other day, and since I had a few minutes to spare I posted a comment and used the example of an episode I saw on a sci-fi show to illustrate my point. This pastor dude then comes on and starts belittling me…

Why I’m Giving Up On Christians

In spite of how difficult it’s become trying to find a nice Christian girl with enough moral fiber not to go a-whoring around town every night, I’ve always believed that if I just dug hard enough through the compost heap of life, I’d eventually find my jewel. With that in mind, there’s an old-time Christian…

When The Term Christianity Loses All Meaning

I recently got temporarily banned from a “conservative” forum after challenging one of the members for making disgusting comments regarding his lifestyle. He basically bragged about being a heavy drinker and for sleeping around with as many women as he could mathematically fit within a day. Normally this would get a yawn from me. I…

Calvinism: Reducing Salvation to Car Insurance

Caveman

Source: Tominthebox News Network This image, originally meant as a subtle dig at Ergun Caner, instead beautifully illustrates the fallacy of “Reformed” theology, at least to me. The “Not Available to Certain Individuals” quote especially was priceless. By the way, I don’t know who Caner is, but the fact that he recently preached on TBN…

I HATE HARRY POTTER (and the Christian morons who adore him)

I hate that kid. I hate his nerdy glasses, I hate his friends, I hate his friend’s friends, and I hate his stupid broom too. But worst of all, I hate people who are willing to camp out for days at their local bookstores just so they can get the latest and greatest copy of…

Newsflash: Lukewarm Christians Like to Hit It, Film at 11

Slate isn’t yet on my block list, which is why I was able to come across yet another one of their lame articles, this one espousing on the issue of sex and religion in the lives of American teenagers. The central emphasis of the article of course was on the usual liberal notion of how…

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