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Did I inadvertently help some British bloke find the girl of his dreams?

Lincoln Adams | February 27, 2009 @ 10:15 am

So I’m bored out of my mind at work, and just for fun I decide to do a Google search for “girl of my dreams.” :angelgrin:

One of the hits I happened on led me to a Facebook group started by a British dude who also had a dream about meeting “the one,” and then drew a sketchy (nay, make that VERY sketchy) picture of her after he woke up. He has been looking for her ever since and even traveled to the States to find her. Oy. But what grabbed my interest was the completely random Facebook ad that showed up when I viewed the page:

Tell me that you don't see any similarities here.

Yep, it sure looks like Mr. British was snogging himself a Snorg Tees girl doesn’t it? :blink: But you be the judge.

I decided to email the guy:

Dear Hopelessly Romantic Citizen of the United Kingdom of Weenies,

Take a gander at my site, because I think you dreamt about a Snorg Tees girl. If that’s the case, I will laugh, and laugh, and laugh and remember to tell this story around the campfire one day for an endless bout of jolly good laughs that will entertain me and all my slim shady friends for additional years to come. But if it’s true and by some astounding miracle you meet and marry her, I will hate you forever and pray to no end that you will some day spontaneously explode into a puss filled ball of fiery death.

Kindest regards,

Lincoln

I dunno, his group sure seems to have gotten a lot of attention though, and if the photos are any indication, there are some mighty fine bespectacled babes there that all seem to be vying for his attention (this one’s particularly attractive). Maybe he’s on to something.

Whatayathink? Should I start my own Facebook group based on the personal dream I had and see if Dream Girl comes a-running? Or maybe someone else can start one for me, that way I can avoid coming across as the desperate lonely man at the end of his rope that I am. :naughty:

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Do Ugly Men Get Some Loving After All?

Lincoln Adams | May 23, 2007 @ 1:17 am

Yeah yeah, there’s been some talk about butt faced men getting some serious cuddle time from hot women around the blogosphere, so naturally I had to chime in.

First of all, this is the Sun we’re talking about, you know, the UK tabloid Brits fondly refer to as a shag-rag, and which also sport fascinating headlines such as “Double Decker Bus Found on Moon!” As soon as I found out the source right away I knew this article was going to be a load of crap. I mean seriously, the dudes in the photos didn’t even appear all that ugly. They’re no Ben Afflecks, but they’re certainly don’t look like a bunch of butt balls either (though one of them could use a real haircut).

Was this really supposed to make Elephant men like me feel better? To me it just conveys the message, “Wow, lookie here, even the skanky ones are getting some loving, so there must REALLY be something wrong with you if you can’t match their success!” Thanks guys! Here, come a little bit closer so I can use an ice cream scoop to rip out that part of your throat box giving you that snooty British accent. Trust me, I’ll feel better if you do.

I sound bitter. Am I bitter?

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