Tag Archive: boyfriend

Female Whale Mountain Beast Aims to be Become an even BIGGER Whale Mountain Beast

You know, when I read things like this, I honestly just want to fall on my own sword (if I had one.) Let me point out just a couple of the injustices here. One, she’s getting tons of traffic to her blog, which is in turn helping to fund her quest to reach 1,000 pounds….

What happened to free love, man?

Ok, so I’m on my way home and I stop by a 7-11 to get an ice cold Big Gulp, because in 20 degree weather I like to do stupid things like this. I walk inside and oh me oh my, I see this cute as a button hippie girl, wearing one of those knit…

Why I hate career oriented women and hope they rot in hell

Only a few days left before I dropkick my eHarmony subscription in the face, and already I’m ready to take a vow of celibacy and join Al Bundy’s activist group NO MA’AM. I get matched to a few lawyers, mental health professionals and other women working in full time careers that keep them ridiculously busy,…

A Faux Pas at Blockbusters

So I drop by Blockbuster tonight to grab up some DVDs for the weekend, and I’m seeing this cute-as-a-button brunette prancing about the store. Hmmmmmm… She was finally at the checkout, so I quickly grabbed a DVD and casually got in line behind her. I looked over her shoulder. “Oooh, Street Kings. Good movie, you’ll…

A Mugshot Worth A Thousand Words

“Hey Linc, take a look at this.” Mick showed me a mugshot of a twentysomething year old girl from a recent arrest report. “How cow, she’s gorgeous!! Wow, look at that face, so gentle and sweet…” I sighed, and handed the photo back to him. “That’s somebody I know would keep me warm and loved…

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