You know, when I read things like this, I honestly just want to fall on my own sword (if I had one.) Let me point out just a couple of the injustices here. One, she’s getting tons of traffic to her blog, which is in turn helping to fund her quest to reach 1,000 pounds….
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Ok, so I’m on my way home and I stop by a 7-11 to get an ice cold Big Gulp, because in 20 degree weather I like to do stupid things like this. I walk inside and oh me oh my, I see this cute as a button hippie girl, wearing one of those knit…
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Only a few days left before I dropkick my eHarmony subscription in the face, and already I’m ready to take a vow of celibacy and join Al Bundy’s activist group NO MA’AM. I get matched to a few lawyers, mental health professionals and other women working in full time careers that keep them ridiculously busy,…
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So I drop by Blockbuster tonight to grab up some DVDs for the weekend, and I’m seeing this cute-as-a-button brunette prancing about the store. Hmmmmmm… She was finally at the checkout, so I quickly grabbed a DVD and casually got in line behind her. I looked over her shoulder. “Oooh, Street Kings. Good movie, you’ll…
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Written by Lincoln Adams on
December 10, 2007 |
Filed Under:
Comedy
“Hey Linc, take a look at this.” Mick showed me a mugshot of a twentysomething year old girl from a recent arrest report. “How cow, she’s gorgeous!! Wow, look at that face, so gentle and sweet…” I sighed, and handed the photo back to him. “That’s somebody I know would keep me warm and loved…
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