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Living in Obama’s America, i.e. Hitler’s Germany

Lincoln Adams | October 9, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

Feeling kinda blah today, trying to resign myself to the reality that Hitler: Part 2 will soon be moving into the White House (a name he’ll probably be changing too.)

It makes me wonder what life will be like in this brave new world that will soon come upon us. A world where Iran goes nuclear, the big bear of Russia rears its ugly head yet again, and our status as a superpower (and even a sovereign nation) finally comes to an end. A world where high taxes cripples our society in order to pay for monumentally absurd bailouts and massive social programs run by a den of incompetent bureaucrats and corrupt government officials even as our economy lies in ruins. A world where gas prices reach astronomically high levels while promised alternative energy sources continue to be out of reach and impossible to implement. A world where race wars seem imminent as our government continues to provide handouts and freebies to minorities while shunning the white folks (who’s had it good for too long anyway) and reducing their status to second class citizens. A world where Obama’s catastrophic failures and broken promises will be blamed on Bush even though he is no longer in office. A world where troops are prematurely withdrawn from Iraq and it once again falls into violent chaos. A world where Georgia loses its sovereignty after Russia completely overwhelms it and takes over its crucial oil pipelines. A world where terrorists will have nuclear powered bombs on loan from Iran to attack America with. A world where sexual deviancy is promoted through abortion on demand and by diluting the sanctity of marriage. A world where the greed of our financial markets and the burst of our real estate bubble puts us in one of the severest depressions in history.

A world where I still don’t have a girlfriend.

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Stocks Drop, The Apocalypse Looms, And I’m Still Single

Lincoln Adams | October 6, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

A conversation I had on IM today:

Lincoln: so hey i see that bailout is working wonders

Casey: what did I tell you? It would make things worse

Casey: We’ve just socialized much of Wall Street, and a good portion of our financial system…a further economic collapse will have a liberal government taking over transaction and payment systems…something clearly foretold as an end-time event…you cannot buy or sell without the mark of the beast.

Lincoln: Thank you Mister Sunshine

Lincoln: Could we possibly hold off the end of the world until after I get a girlfriend?

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I want to join Netflix, does that make me an anti-social geekball?

Lincoln Adams | October 3, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

I’m getting a little tired these days of stopping by Blockbuster and looking up and down and left to right for movies they never have, not to mention having to put up with adorable looking couples sassing each other and being so happy together that I just want to start lobbing DVD boxes at them for daring to pollute my air with their irritating public displays of affection. Just die, please.

Truth be told though, I rarely go to Blockbuster nowadays, opting instead to grab up DVDs at my supermarket, which has a Redbox Machine. But even that’s become an aggravating chore lately. Nothing quite puts me in the mood to wreak death and destruction upon mankind then having to wait behind somebody who takes their sweeeeeeeeeeeeet ass time checking the Redbox listings while I loudly tap my foot and check my watch, knowing I’ll have to pay a dollar more if I can’t jam my DVD back in there within the next three minutes.

“BITCH GET THE F*&^ OUT OF THE WAY I GOT TO RETURN THIS THING BEFORE 9PM CAN”T YOU SEE THAT DAMMIT TO HELL!?!?!”

So yeah, I think RedBox has pretty much lost its appeal as well. Solution? Netflix!! :banana:

But as I surfed the site and prepared to sign up, a thought occurred to me: am I being too antisocial here?

It seems the more I go out there and run into the scum sucking, methane ripping porkbags otherwise known as the human race, the more I want to stay home and have everything including my groceries mail-ordered to me instead. Then I can just hide under the bed with my laptop and my Tostitos and play Nancy Drew games until the end of the world comes, which should be oh, shortly after people realize the bailout didn’t do zippy dinks to save the economy and The Great Depression Part 2: Obama Takes Us To Hell officially gets under way.

But then I think, perhaps I’m being too harsh here? That maybe, just maybe, with a sincere effort to go out there and connect with other human beings I’d end up finding some who are not so rudely vile and disgusting after all, and maybe even attract a nice girl for once in my life?

Nah. Indiana Jones first ever DVD in my Netflix queue baby!! BOOYAH! Now where are my Tostitos…