Sarah Palin is right, the election for the U.S. Presidency IS in God’s hands after all. Oh, you thought it was in the hands of millions of U.S. voters? Well, yes it. And no, it isn’t. We do have free will, but it ends where God’s sovereignty begins. If His hand is in this election,…
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Lord, Please Destroy 99 Percent of Your Church
Many thanks in advance! Oh, make sure you exclude me, of course. There are certain things in life that I simply cannot abide by, such as broccoli, rap music, humidity, and last but not least, obnoxiously rude Christians. I was on the wrong end of this when I emailed no less than five girls on…
Why I’m Giving Up On Christians
In spite of how difficult it’s become trying to find a nice Christian girl with enough moral fiber not to go a-whoring around town every night, I’ve always believed that if I just dug hard enough through the compost heap of life, I’d eventually find my jewel. With that in mind, there’s an old-time Christian…
Abandon My Church? YES I CAN!
So it seems like B. Hussein Osama Obama has finally resigned from his cracknuts church. I didn’t even know you could resign from a church, but besides that, didn’t he say he couldn’t disown Wright or his church anymore than he could his own family? I guess I must have missed the last part, “…unless…
Why are Christians Such *&%#ing Idiots?
There’s been another “revival” going down in Florida (it’s always Florida) where people have been experiencing healings and miracles and walking away with gold teeth even. (Really, gold teeth now? Why not drop some gold bonds into our laps instead? Seems that would be far more constructive than having to get one of my chompers…
When The Term Christianity Loses All Meaning
I recently got temporarily banned from a “conservative” forum after challenging one of the members for making disgusting comments regarding his lifestyle. He basically bragged about being a heavy drinker and for sleeping around with as many women as he could mathematically fit within a day. Normally this would get a yawn from me. I…
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Jason Upton, Lou Engle and Company: The Heresies They Teach And Why We Christians Are So Royally Screwed
Filed Under: Christianity
I realize my heathen audience just went “Uhhhhhh???” upon reading that title, but every now and then I like to discuss a Christian topic on my blog, so like it or not it’s par for the course. One of my beloved readers recommended that I give the “worship artist” Jason Upton a listen, hoping his…
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