Every year around this time of year, I start getting gobs of traffic to my Anti-Valentine series of posts, in fact the kind of ridiculous traffic I only wish I could get every day. Because if I did, I could quit my job right now and book out of town faster than the Blues Brothers….

I’m planning to stream my playlist of anti-Valentine songs this Saturday for all my beloved readers to enjoy. If you want in on the fun, you can make a song request in the comments below and I’ll add them to the playlist. I’ve kind of mellowed out since last year though, so my personal song…

Here’s my working list of the things I might like to do for Valentine’s Day: Toss molotov cocktails into Hallmark stores. With a pair of scissors, walk into florist shops and snip off the top of all the flowers. Look for starry eyed couples playing suck face in public, approach them and ask the girl,…

To the poor little boy who found my blog using the search phrase, “i’m 12 and i like this girl who is dating another guy how do i win her heart” Congratulations, you are now about to embark on what will undoubtedly be the start of a lifelong journey of unrequited love and gut wrenching…