Tag Archive: advice

How to avoid driving into a new city only to walk out with nothing but your birthday suit

One of the important things I need to learn about the cities I’m visiting this fall is where the bad areas are generally located, that way I can easily circumvent them altogether and go on to enjoy the better areas of town for funsies and tasty foodsies. After all, I rather doubt any traveler likes…

Sarah Palin = Virtuous Woman, Rick Warren = Attention Whore

I caught this on Hot Air: On a Los Angeles radio show, co-host Kathryn Milofsky asked Warren what one question he would direct at Palin if he was able to have her sit down for a forum like the one he hosted last month with John McCain and Barack Obama at his Saddleback Church in…

Stupid men-pig dating “gurus” who say stupid things and should be strung up by their nuts because they’re stupid

I hate dating experts. You can’t find a more execrable lot who dispenses either the kind of common sense advice that even a monkey with half a brain wasted on whiskey would know, or a truckload of compost heap designed to liberate you of your wallet money before you realize you’ve been had, and no,…

The Easiest Way to Make Money

A visitor to my blog sent this email: Name: kunki Message: I want to learn how to make money. Thank you My response: Dear kunki, Get a job. Warmest regards, Lincoln P.S. That advice didn’t come free. Please send me $10 payment via Paypal or I will send green monkeys after you.

My Advice To A 12 Year Old In Love

To the poor little boy who found my blog using the search phrase, “i’m 12 and i like this girl who is dating another guy how do i win her heart” Congratulations, you are now about to embark on what will undoubtedly be the start of a lifelong journey of unrequited love and gut wrenching…

Dating Tips or Dating Tricks?

Internet dating sites have now become a huge industry, with thousands of sites dedicated to either providing dating advice or dating related services. This particular industry though seems to be HIGHLY plagued by online dating sites that may in fact be craftily designed splogs (automated blogs created for the primary purpose of spamming visitors), and…

Web Hosting Resource: A Diamond in the Rough

There are probably more web hosting services out there than there are beanie babies, making the task of finding a good service a really daunting one at times. A site called Web Hosting Unleashed however aims to make the process of finding a hosting service much easier for you. When I accessed their site, the…

  • RSS
  • Get Posts by Email
  • Twitter
  • Google+
  • Facebook
  • Flickr
  • YouTube
  • LinkedIn
  • Blip.fm