Tag Archive: advertising

It’s time to bring the pain, so that I may experience the gain! Maybe.

One of my resolutions for this year was to make a major marketing push to bring my blog out of it Grade C status and into the ever enviable elite circle of… Grade B bloggers. Personally, I give my blog a B+. The simple truth here can’t be avoided though. Just as you would in…

Why Affiliate Marketers are Scum of the Earth and Should Rot in Hell

Typical Acai Berry Scam Ad

There were several advertising networks I used to deliver ads to my blog here, and for a while I had a pretty good setup going, to the point that with a little more traffic I could actually earn a decent secondary income, and maybe some day live off my blog altogether. A few of them…

A Blah of a Week

It’s amazing how a few ailments such as an ear infection, a jaw ache, and a few other unpleasantries can vacu-suck out the incentive to do anything but crawl into bed and cry into my pillow girlfriend’s cottonly lump until I fall asleep. Until of course, my blog suddenly decided to crap all over itself….

Dear Lying Scumbag Bastards at eHarmony

Crazy Mannish Beast

So you’re offering free communication with matches this weekend? Really? Then why is it when I want to “Fast Track” it and email a match directly so I can bypass the 5 million questionnaires you normally force us to send each other, that I’m instead redirected to a payment page where you literally scream in…

I don’t think my text ads are taking my doomsday talk seriously enough…

End of the World Ad

Getting Personal

On Monday my blog decided to ruin my day by throwing a complete hissy fit and vomit my content onto people’s screens instead of rendering it properly, so I decided to take a personal day so I could get it resolved before it spun completely out of control. I rang up my peeps at work:…

Why Certain Internet Ads Should Be Outlawed

A Dancing Man Spoof Ad!

Exhibit A: Exhibit B:

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