I hate dating experts. You can’t find a more execrable lot who dispenses either the kind of common sense advice that even a monkey with half a brain wasted on whiskey would know, or a truckload of compost heap designed to liberate you of your wallet money before you realize you’ve been had, and no, Pickup Step #12 wasn’t the sure winner they said it would be after all. Dating experts are like lawyers, they over complicate what should be simple matters, because if they didn’t, there’d be no business for them. This is why they should all be rounded up and sent to some death camp somewhere (Florida, maybe?)
Still, I was bored today and ended up reading this series of interviews with 3 popular male dating experts.
And now I feel like blowing sh__ up.
You get advice like don’t be altruistic because women won’t find it sincere, or if I end up getting stuck in the friend zone I should get a new haircut and maybe change my cologne, or my personal favorite, I should try withholding my name intentionally when introducing myself to a girl, that way if she asks me what it is, I’ll know she’s interested, and if she doesn’t, then that means I should move on.
Because you know, there’s just no way to tell if a girl is into you right off the bat without being a rude little bastard.
BUT, it’s agreed that I can still be myself… only the best part of myself that is. The bad parts I should be burying in secrecy until we tie the knot, at which point I can then safely make known the depths and widths of my obscenely ugly personality.
Yes I can see myself getting far with these little gems of wisdom.
Oh, and the niceness thing? We gotta knock that crap off:
Because nice guys are weak guys. They wear their heart on their sleeve and they don’t make the girl work for it. …What happens is that the guy says, “I had a good time, did you? Can I see you again? You’re really a nice girl! You’re sure good looking.” This girl is 28, she’s good looking, and ever since she was 12, guys have been telling her she’s beautiful. So, what effect does that compliment have? It’s a negative.
You know, there’s a difference between being nice and being a weenie, but unfortunately the two often get lumped together as being the same. If a girl is really into me, of course I’d want to treat her like a queen because she’s genuinely interested in me, not because she’s a blowtorch of a man hater with plans to dominate me and crush my precious balls so she can win another one for the home team. She cares about who I am. That in itself is a trait so rare that it behooves me not to respond in a showering of wubsy wubs and affection.
And really, complimenting her is not a negative, dumbass. You know why it was a negative before? Because all those guys telling her how beautiful she was said it because they wanted to get into her pantie wanties. If a decent guy says it and actually MEANS it though, she should pick up on that and realize she’s finally got something genuine here, and she’ll appreciate his kindness because they come straight from the heart.
Because seriously dude, if she can’t handle being treated like gold by a nice guy (who’s not a weenie), isn’t that an indication that there’s something wrong with HER? So why does all of mankind have to adapt themselves to accommodate this particularly large segment of fruity nuts bitchdom? I know why, because you are all a bunch of disgusting horndogs who will do and say anything to get laid. MEN. They are the most damned stupidest piggish pig-like pig-borking piggyback pigger pigs to have ever graced creation, honest to God. When they’re not busy scratching and rubbing their 9 months pregnant sized hairy ass bellies, they’re busy letting one fly while they expound on the intricacies of the latest scores in sports or how they’d like to hit every walking thing within 100 yards that passes for a female, and yet they profoundly believe this is what passes for intelligent discussion.
Ok, that got away from me a little. 
Back to the women bashing here. I noticed they wrap things up by conceding what we’ve known all along, that women are in fact attracted to money and power, only here they try to soften the blow by saying women are attracted to guys with wealth and status, which translates into, uh, money and power.
Sigh. Remember back when life was simpler and marriages were arranged and we could all marry our cousins and sisters without anyone blinking an eye? I miss those days.
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8 Responses to “Stupid men-pig dating “gurus” who say stupid things and should be strung up by their nuts because they’re stupid”
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I think you are making WAAAAY more out of this than necessary. Hell, I married the first guy who had the courtesy to close the bathroom door and not **** in front of me.
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Poopie poo poo doo doo…
Just checking the censorship out on your blog.
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I have a pet peeve. Men who would rather die a humiliating death before paying a woman a compliment or showing some encouragement. It’s perfectly okay to notice a new hair style and acknowledge it looks nice, etc… It’s really nice to hear someone say they liked something you made for dinner and ask you to make it again.
If a guy withholds support or compliments, it is a sure sign he is playing games or is an insecure weenie.
That’s because you live up NORTH. In the South, well… ’nuff said.
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You want to marry your cousin? Eww…
Well…I told you to move to Arkansas.
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@CB: It’s understandable why some guys would act this way though. I’ve paid plenty of compliments to women and half the time it’s like spitting into the wind. Dating advice today would dictate that paying compliments to pretty women is a waste of time, but that validates the rudeness of these women. If a girl can’t appreciate a good compliment, why would I want to continue pursuing her? Even more so, why should I change who I am and play stupid mind games just so I can get a girl to notice me more? There’s something wrong with that whole approach there.
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Finally I found something about these *&^hole dating gurus that’s worth reading, you’re so right, they should be strung up by their nuts, their whole intent is to prey on guys with self esteem problems, take their money and try to turn them into womanizing jerks, there’s already to many jerk guys/girls in the world already, sometimes I think I would just like to punch David Deangelo in the face, his series of ebooks should be called “dating for *&^holes” he is the one who’s the “loser” as he so arrogantly puts it, when I met and married my wife who is the girl of my dreams there was no such bullsh&% like this dating guru crap at all, bottom line nice guys get nice girls, woman like a man who is sincere and loving and why the hell would a man not be this way to his sweetheart? Sorry to say it again (not really) but David Deangelo is a jerk who needs to be kicked in the nads. It feels good to finally get that out, thanks to the author of this post cause just about every other site is praising that stupid @$$ self worshipping *&^hole.
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I’m glad to see someone oppose dating experts for once, it’s a fresh perspective. I used to like David D’s material, but one day I got tired of the derogatory newsletters, constantly emphasizing the need to be a “man”, because if you’re not a man you’re a “wuss”. All this does is scare you into behaving a certain way and paints a really degrading image of women, to the point where you don’t even like them anymore. Who would, if this guy’s logic were true to life? According to David D, women don’t have preferences. If you’re not hard-balled and extremely funny (because those personalities aren’t contradictions at all), you’re not desirable. He takes a few facts that have some truth to them to get you nodding your head and then tries to sell you his “advanced” methods.
A lot of people ended up thinking I was kind of jerk, and all for giving his “cocky-funny” a try, which at this point every woman has heard of and is bored with.
Just be authentic and learn to be a good listener. Become a master communicator. All these “techniques” mean nothing if you can’t build yourself a life.
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There it is in a nutshell, really. Thanks for contributing your thoughts!
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