Sarah Palin Facts

My mind has been working overtime coming up with new (and sometimes borrowed) Sarah Palin facts, so rather than have it disappear into the abyss that is my mind, I’m posting them here for your enjoyment. I’ll update the list as I think of more fun facts worthy of adding. :-D

• Sarah Palin is the only person Chuck Norris fears.
• Sarah Palin can drill for oil with her bare hands.
  
• Sarah Palin is the reason why Bambi can’t find his mother.
  
• Sarah Palin uses a hair dryer made by Smith and Wesson.
  
• The Olympics Russian hockey team forfeited a game when they found out they were playing Sarah Palin.
  
• Sarah Palin’s glasses were forged in the fires of Mordor.
  
• Sarah Palin’s lipstick is actually a spent .357 magnum shell.
  
• Sarah Palin doesn’t wear slippers, she shoves her feet up the rear ends of two polar bears and uses them instead.
  
• When God said let there be light, He first asked for Sarah Palin’s permission.
  
• Sarah Palin uses Chuck Norris’s beard to file her nails.
  
• If at first you don’t succeed, you are not Sarah Palin.

Update: Heh, looks like someone made a whole blog out of Sarah Palin facts too. They’re also twittering Sarah Palin facts using the pretext, “Little Known Fact:” as well. Since I didn’t use that my facts didn’t get included. Ah well, if I think up more I’ll post them on Twitter so at least those make the list.

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