Reaching Out In My Sleep

So according to this study, you can tell a lot about a person based on their sleeping position.

As for myself, I am, THE YEARNER:

People who sleep on their side with both arms out in front are said to have an open nature, but can be suspicious, cynical. They are slow to make up their minds, but once they have taken a decision, they are unlikely ever to change it.

Cynical? Me?? Please. What a ridiculous study too, probably done by a group of virgin weenie scientists who wouldn’t know what real psychology was if it up and collectively back-slapped all their wart infested faces.

And just because I’ve had the same beliefs about life, politics, religion and evil women in general since I was 7 years old doesn’t mean I’m unlikely to change my mind about things.

… … … what?


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5 Responses to Reaching Out In My Sleep
  1. Conservative Belle
    September 13, 2008 | 9:56 pm

    I sleep in the fetus position on that link, but I put one arm under my pillow, lifting it little higher.

    You, suspicious? Naw. Don’t believe it. Although I could probably consult wickedpinto to see if he thinks you are overly suspicious. Hahahahaha!

  2. Caseyc
    September 14, 2008 | 9:28 am

    I sleep on my side with both arms behind me…

  3. Lincoln Adams
    September 14, 2008 | 12:08 pm

    Just for the record, when I’m reaching out I usually have my arms wrapped around my pillow girlfriend Isabella. She’s always there when I need her.

    @Casey: You get arrested often? :-D

  4. Casey
    September 15, 2008 | 9:35 am

    I’m a soldier, apparently. I kill you.

  5. Lincoln Adams
    September 15, 2008 | 1:24 pm

    @Casey: A soldier of what, misfortune? :-D

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