Poll Results Are In: Women convinced I need them to be happy, men either disagree or like pie!

The results from my last poll (Should I stay single?) were pretty interesting: Only 20% thought I would be perfectly happy remaining single, 34% took the coward’s way out and mentioned their fondness for pie :nyah: , and 46% were convinced that I’d soon be doing 20 to life if I didn’t get myself a honey bunny soon.

The demographics were even more interesting: most of the ladies who voted felt that only the love of a good woman would bring me happiness, while most of the men opted for singlehood. Those who picked pie were roughly split between the 2 genders.

Conclusion: Women think I need them, while men think otherwise. Naturally, I side with the men. :ggrin:

The truth is, as much as I might pine for a little coochie coo, I really don’t need you wimmins. Sure, it’d be nice to have a little squeeze toy I can play around with every now and then, but ultimately, the odds are very much against me in finding someone I could truly be happy with, and vice versa. In short, I think it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who was hell spawned by Satan.

Oddly enough, this kind of attitude generally makes me more attractive to the fairer sex. Women don’t seem to like men who are clingy and whine for wubsiness, but when we become more aloof and independent and could give a flying dinky winks whether girls like us or not, suddenly our hotness meter goes way up. It seems to be the paradox of romance: the more we want women, the less they want us, but the less we want women, the more they want us. Oy! :pullhair:

Frankly though, I’d rather be the chasee than the chaser. There’s so much aggravation and misery involved in chasing after someone that she really has to gem of a woman to merit the trouble, and these days, they hardly seem to be worth it. There has to be something about a beautiful, single girl that can make me believe she’s a cut above the rest. Even if she has a rough exterior (because God knows I certainly do), if I discern that God truly lives in her heart, and the fruits of the Spirit (Galatians 5:22-26) is evident in her personality, then I’d move heaven and earth to win over her love.

So… anybody here like that? Yeah I didn’t think so. :tongue:

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18 Responses to “Poll Results Are In: Women convinced I need them to be happy, men either disagree or like pie!”

Conservative Belle wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 10:06:am
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Where are you finding these wimmens you call the spawn of Satan? Seriously.

I’m thinking it will be tough to find love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control, when you keep dating the devil’s kiddos.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 11:48:am
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I don’t find them, somehow they find me. :wideeyed:

I’m sure location has a lot to do with it, but that probably doesn’t explain the frustrations I’ve had with online dating services. Bleh. :sick:

Evil Woobie wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 12:53:pm
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I am very very tempted to post about you on my blog again to react to this post, but I have a feeling that those I sent here via my other “Linc-promotional posts” either closed the browser sobbing or never want to do online dating again.

It’s mommy instinct, linc! Everyone wants a piece of “The great online bachelor”…

I for one am subscribed still because I want to see how you FALL flat on your face and admit to the world that you have been OWNED.

Lauren wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 02:26:pm
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If you have to depend on others to be happy you’re in big trouble kiddo.

Lauren wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 03:42:pm
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Your story didn’t post before…but now that I can read it…let me say I agree with you. You should stay single. And pass ME the pie.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 09:49:pm
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@Woobie: You’ll be waiting a LONG time.

@Lauren: I’ve been having problems with my site before (hosting service upgraded my server without telling me.) :pullhair:

Sarah wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 10:06:pm
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HAHAHA. Now, I can’t help but admit that this reminds me of when I was 13 years old and arguing with a friend of mine about which of the sexes were better, female or male. He was 12 and rather anti-woman himself. However though the debates got rather heated, the truth came out over a super-secret email from this boy who admitted he actually liked me and to never let on to the other guys that he had even said this or he would shoot me or do something equally ridiculous.

haha.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 10:32:pm
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Oh man, you are making me feel OLD. :hang:

Sarah wrote a comment on October 20, 2008 @ 10:45:pm
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hah, don’t worry. that was quite a while ago for me myself. haha. I was trying to make you feel immature. haha! :sherlock:

marchy wrote a comment on October 21, 2008 @ 02:34:am
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Awww, come on, you gotta have some faith…if you don’t believe you can find her (and not someone who is a child of Satan as you mentioned), it’s likely that you wont. Happiness does not happen, it’s a choice you make. Good luck! Nice blog.

Casey wrote a comment on October 21, 2008 @ 09:55:am
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Awww, come on, you gotta have some faith

Who are you? George Michael? Linc can’t find a girl because he’s introverted and has unrealistic expectations.
You know I love ya Linc…just saying.

Sarah wrote a comment on October 21, 2008 @ 10:09:pm
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*snickers*… Hey, I’m extroverted and I can’t find a guy. I guess it goes both ways. But either way, I’m not too bitter about my lack of soul-mate. I’m hoping God’ll hit some guy I meet somewhere upside the head at somepoint in our friendship with a two-by-four and say, “DUDE….she’s AMAZING. FREAKING GO AFTER HER ALREADY!” That would be pretty cool being as God was speaking. Hm. Thoughts thoughts.

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on October 22, 2008 @ 12:08:am
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@Sarah: You’re young, so I’m confident it will happen sooner or later, whereas in my case I have sadly already jumped the shark. :blink:

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on October 22, 2008 @ 12:20:am
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Thanks marchy, hope you’ll drop by again.

And Casey, I would insult you again, but there are ladies present. :angelgrin:

Sarah wrote a comment on October 24, 2008 @ 09:52:pm
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Haha…. you really just have no place to speak. you’re just annoyed cause the girl God has for you is worth waiting several years for. You won’t be annoyed when you find her though. haha. *

Lincoln Adams wrote a comment on October 24, 2008 @ 11:16:pm
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Meh, I think I haven’t found her because God decided my life as it is now was punishment enough.

Sarah wrote a comment on October 26, 2008 @ 09:07:pm
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haha Continue on then, in your self induced misery. You seem to enjoy it enough. I know I certainly do!

Nadia wrote a comment on August 18, 2009 @ 12:07:pm
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Funny that you mention it! There are women like that out here, but for some reason guys think they are wrong. Because they are either too pretty, which I thought it was a good thing. Or even better, just because they have a good job a condo and their own life out of a sudden they are intimidating? I mean really? And then a guy finally gets closer and there it goes again, he thinks I’m crazy because I like to pray before eating and wear a pearl crucifix as accessory and look forward to meet my best friend for bible studies. I mean REALLY??? I’m starting to think there is something wrong with single men my age. I’ve learned that all guys my age are “bad boys” if single. And sometimes they say they are single and they are the perfect one, just to find out after 8 months that they are not that single after all and just had a baby with his beloved wife (whom he forgot to mention) I mean correct me if I’m wrong, but good girls are screwed out there. Reason why we are just hiding from guys in general!!!!!

Good girls don’t want perfect guys (especially because they don’t exist) but give me cool, genuine, normal Christian with defects and all and I’ll be the happiest girl on earth ;-)