Only Me

Only me, in spite of the millions of people on this planet, in spite of the untold number of single girls out there both on the Internet and in real life, would see a social/dating site match me with a potential soulmate… who turns out to be my stepsister.

Only me.


12 Responses to Only Me
  1. Jesus Geek
    April 26, 2007 | 8:55 am

    Take a hint: don’t use dating sites.

  2. Lincoln Adams
    April 26, 2007 | 9:56 am

    I thought the hint was to try even MORE dating sites?

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  4. Maista
    April 30, 2007 | 12:49 pm

    So what’s the problem? Date your stepsister.

  5. Kim
    April 30, 2007 | 1:00 pm

    Don’t use dating sites.
    I keep getting matched up with Republicans.

  6. Frannie
    April 30, 2007 | 4:05 pm

    I know of a step-brother and sister who married and are very happy together. There are no genetic problems since you are not related by blood, so what’s the problem. Maybe you’re meant to be together. Why pass up a chance for happiness because of some outdated standards and beliefs?

  7. Lincoln Adams
    April 30, 2007 | 4:19 pm

    Except that my stepsister could possibly have been fathered by Satan himself if it were possible. She’s one of the evilest people I know, unfortunately.

  8. Lincoln Adams
    April 30, 2007 | 4:20 pm

    Don’t use dating sites.
    I keep getting matched up with Republicans.

    Really? What sites are these so I can quickly sign up for them?? :-D

  9. david
    May 6, 2007 | 7:55 pm

    Sigmund Freud Would enjoy this so much.

  10. Lincoln Adams
    May 6, 2007 | 8:29 pm

    Well at least it’s not as bad as getting matched to my dog.

  11. Marcus
    December 21, 2007 | 7:00 pm

    Many of us can find th holidays a quite depressing time but all they’d have to do is take a look at this post and it’s sure to cheer them up :-) Sorry for having a giggle at your experience but this is too funny.

  12. Lincoln Adams
    December 22, 2007 | 1:31 am

    It’s good to laugh, even if it’s at my expense. ;-)

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