Omigosh, omigosh, I’m gonna meet a girl tomorrow!

And not just a girl, an LA Girl!

Omigosh, omigosh, I’ll have to get my hair and nails done! Maybe buy a new dress too! *hyperventilates*

I don’t know how it happened either, I was just talking to a nice Chinese girl on a conservative blog, and next thing I know we’re set to meet on the Upper West Side for dinner and ice cream after she decided to visit the city for a week. Sometimes my locale does have its upside.

It’s a weird feeling though, I haven’t had a get together with a girl since… um… since…

.. … … … .. … .. … … *counts fingers*

7 years? 7 YEARS?? I had no idea that much time transpired since then.

Ah well. It should be fun… I hope, as long as I don’t do something silly, like throw up on her boots or anything. If we can manage to stand each other for the entire evening, I might also tag along with her to the Met and Museum of Natural History the day after. Maybe. I’ve been to both before, but I’d like the experience of seeing the exhibits and getting a different perspective on it for once, instead of having conversations with myself and drawing the attention of security, as is usually the case.

Besides, it gives me a chance to test my theory that I will be far more attractive to the ladies here if they see me hanging out with another girl, especially one from LA. It is a sad testament to state of affairs today that I am only seen as attractive to the wimmins if it already looks like I have someone.

So if y’all can light a candle for me and pray she doesn’t like, eat me or something, I’d be much obliged. :-D


20 Responses to Omigosh, omigosh, I’m gonna meet a girl tomorrow!
  1. Michael
    February 21, 2010 | 7:25 pm

    I have a song for you. :)

    Best of luck!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDlnU5zwwE

  2. Vince
    February 21, 2010 | 9:13 pm

    You da man! Just keep your eyes open. LA, not the land of the conservatives.

  3. Lincoln Adams
    February 21, 2010 | 9:40 pm

    Thanks Mike, LOL :-D

    Vince, she’s a conservative, hates Obama with a passion. :) Otherwise I wouldn’t meet her.

  4. Vince
    February 21, 2010 | 9:49 pm

    Sounds good!

  5. Caseyc
    February 21, 2010 | 11:09 pm

    Can’t wait to hear how it goes.

  6. RovingPoet
    February 21, 2010 | 11:19 pm

    Remember, she’s excited to see you too and you are worthy of a lovely woman’s love. So just keep your perspective and let her see what a great guy you are. Then enjoy your time!

  7. Lincoln Adams
    February 21, 2010 | 11:24 pm

    She’s only excited to see the city, not me. I just happened to be in the right location. :)

  8. RovingPoet
    February 21, 2010 | 11:28 pm

    She could see the city on her own. If you say you want the company of a lovely lady, then mean it. Stop–please–sabatoging that and enjoy. It’s simple.

  9. Vince
    February 21, 2010 | 11:44 pm

    She’s probably tired of the laidback La liberals. And wants an edgy New York Conservative.

  10. Lincoln Adams
    February 22, 2010 | 12:04 am

    I’m not edgy. I’m fluffy and velvety.

  11. RovingPoet
    February 22, 2010 | 12:06 am

    Good G-d ;;) Whatever will be will be.

  12. Vince
    February 22, 2010 | 12:10 am

    Fluffy and velvety? Sounds like a Ben and Jerry flavor.

  13. Lincoln Adams
    February 22, 2010 | 12:18 am

    Meh, I’m a Haagen Daaz man. Well occasionally Carvel too. :

  14. RovingPoet
    February 22, 2010 | 1:30 am

    Go to bed, youngin. You’re going to need your strength tomorrow hoistin all those defenses.

    I’m ONLY kidding….Nighty night.

  15. Roger Gorex
    February 22, 2010 | 3:35 pm

    Praying that everything goes well for you!

  16. RovingPoet
    February 22, 2010 | 9:37 pm

    Sooooo?

  17. Lincoln Adams
    February 22, 2010 | 10:19 pm

    It was all a blur, but the pizza was good!

  18. Vince
    February 22, 2010 | 10:42 pm

    I told you to keep your eyes open. She spiked your pizza sauce!

  19. RovingPoet
    February 22, 2010 | 10:45 pm

    On to the next date, same pizza, different lady.

  20. Vince
    February 22, 2010 | 10:49 pm

    See. You were so out of it you forgot about the ice cream!

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