Yawn.
So, basically, I brought in the new year by watching old episodes of Heroes from Netflix and popping Ferrero Rondnoirs. I hadn’t even realized it was 2010 until 3 minutes past midnight. I also refused to turn on the TV to see the ball go down because I am just not a fanboy of watching stupid, drunken revelers gyrating all over each other to the tune of crap metal devil music. Plus Dick Clark is a weenie.
Next year I hope will be a different story. Instead of gouging myself on chocolates, I hope to ring in the near year with my first ever new year’s kiss. With a woman. :-D It’s going to happen, because if I can’t get some stupid, skanked up, self-absorbed, two-bit whore to cooperate and see what a great, sweet guy I am by then, then I’m just gonna hire me a hooker to give me a kissy wissy when the clock strikes 12.
Oh by the way, women SUCK.
No wait, I’m going somewhere with this. I’ve been having a fascinating discussion on a forum about relations between men and women, and some female newcomer talks about how she hates virgins and thinks they are creepy, dysfunctional, and like, totally uncool, and that only men with experience are worth chasing after. So naturally I called her a whore.
But that got me thinking. I always assumed the reason women who slept around were called whores while men who did the same were called studs was due to the byproduct of living in a patriarchal society. But now I see that women are completely to blame for these stereotypes. Why? Because while men respect women who are chaste/virgins, women however do not respect men for being the same. They in fact HATE THEM. A guy who sleeps with 50 women will be adored in the eyes of these skanks, while a virgin is shunned and derided.
As a Christian, I believe sex outside of marriage is wrong, and therefore chose to honor God and practice abstinence until I found “the one.” I’ve had several opportunities in my life to get on the funky, but I was so repulsed by the women who tried to… seduce me(?) that the decision to say no was easy. Back then I was really an ignoramus, I just couldn’t understand how women could proposition me without knowing anything about me, without any romance, without any emotional bond. They just slept around like it was no big deal.
Nowadays it’s even easier to remain a virgin, because now NOBODY wants me. :-D Only I think part of it was because I so freely talked about my virginal background. I’ve never been with a woman, but I always assumed saving myself for “the one” would endear me to them even more. It never really occurred to me that it had just the opposite effect. Even those that purport to be Christian I suspect still subconsciously shun me and lose respect for me because I am not a player.
So how then can I attract women now? Well it’s simple: LIE. If anyone asks, I have had 20 women in my life, and they ALL want me back.
That’s why I say women don’t want honesty, they want the right answers. I give them the wrong answer because stupid me thinks they might appreciate honesty, and they will run away like a thief in the night. It doesn’t matter who I am as a person, it only matters that I am only desirable to them if OTHER women also found me desirable. That’s why married men are more attractive to women than single. That’s why men with built-in harems are more attractive to women than men who practice monogamy.
The truth is I can’t reveal anything about my past, because I don’t see anything in it that could allure a girl. Everything I say about myself WILL be used against me in the court of romance and wubs. I have to lie, at least until I can get her emotionally invested in me, because the sad truth is, it’s the only way I can get any kind of woman to be interested in me. In the meantime, I might ask some of you to fake call me while I’m out on a date and like, cry on the phone and stuff over how badly you miss me and want me back. I’ll put you on speaker so she can hear it too.
Yep, I can’t see how my revised approach here to lie my way into a new relationship could possibly go wrong.
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It’s not about lying but rather not offering too much information. Leave a little something for the next conversation. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
This is true, I can play mystery man until she gets so inquisitive that I’d have to make up something.
Oh by the way, if anyone asks, I’m an architect too. :
Wow.
Well, if that’s the game you want to play.
Pfft, as if I had a choice? It’s the only game in town. Until women decide to stop being self absorbed mcslutty whorebags with ridiculous demands that not even prince charming could live up to, they will reap what they sow.
First day of the New Year and you’ve already jumped ship into the last.
P.S. Why are you discussing your sex life with women you are dating anyway? It’s none of their business. By the time someone has fallen in love with you (if you don’t keep pushing all real women away) it either won’t matter to her or she’ll see that you have the courage of your convictions.
It usually starts out as a religious discussion and goes from there. It always seems to come up somehow, though it is an important topic.
I’m starting to wonder if it’s even remotely possible for any decent girl to fall in love with me. Maybe I was born without pheromones or something.
I can understand your loneliness and frustration. You must keep your perspective and confidence. How many women have you actually met, then allowed to see who you are…amongst all the women of the world? Even just the American population includes quite a few million unmet ladies.
If the discussion that opens up personal revelations is religious, then one would honor one’s religious duties. It is true that our culture has brainwashed young people to obsess about sex and confuse that with love or liberation. Brave New World, Aldous Huxley. But intelligent, responsible people soon see their misperceptions and others’ manipulations & reject them.
On your behalf I can’t help but encourage you to keep looking elsewhere with more confidence in who you are and less rancor about who others aren’t.
I try, but it’s hard not to get vexed by what I see. And I do tend to see a lot more than others do, which is probably why I get so batty at times. It’s like I can see into the spiritual and everything good and evil about a person just hits me in the face. Ugh.
Ah well, this here chunky choco cookie is making it all better for now. :-D
Chocolate has a way of doing that. I’ll spare you the pharmacology, just know that chocolate does the body/mind good!
OMG… uhm… don’t talk about politics and/or religion until it is necessary; it is too culty and creepy.
If you’re an eating machine, does it show? do you chew your food with your mouth closed or open? I don’t want to make you paranoid here, but some of these ‘manners’ are more important than discussing sex or using foul language.
More importantly… being yourself may preclude you from dating because your personality may be on a hiatus temporarily and fear is more prevalent? I’m just guessing.
Don’t base your online dating choices on what you think you need… let the need be filled naturally. What you think is preprogramed based on your influencers limitations (sometimes this is from a parent).
Read more literature to build your vocabulary… take your mind beyond wherever you’ve left it behind because the language skills (albeit funny/humorous) is killing the magic moment… ok, so it’s killing me, but I write, edit, and critique for a living… I couldn’t date a guy like you, but that’s me and I’m not looking for a date… just giving you some feedback :o)
So, now that you hate yet another person, does this help? Hmmm?
ps… you’ll be just fine (f.i.n.e. it means something but you’re a christian and I shall not offend thee any further)
[hugz]
It’s never gotten to the point where a woman could observe my eating habits. Sad isn’t it?
Regarding my language skills, I find your preposterous assertions to be inconsolably incongruous in its bromidic and profoundly platitudinous logic.
As they say. “Those who can do and those who can not write about it”.
Linc, I know it’s draining having to sort the wheat from the tares, particularly in times of greater deception and fear–such as these. But that’s how we’re all designed. Rather than run from it, like many, you’ve made a decision to withstand the light, then judge & act accordingly.
That’s not a pain-free path, but our culture has taught that we are entitled to that–so one’s life now is constantly at odds with the natural way of things. Americans used to understand that pain, sorrow, challenges, setbacks ARE the normal way of life. And dealing with them, having family and friends, G-d to guide us is what brought us the dignity, happiness, joy, deep love that is the human quality of our existence.
You’re already rocking the drugged, flatliner mode which keeps us at the animal or machine level, so maybe a couple reinforcements here: 1. a great church or daily Bible readings, preferably with reliable guidance and consultations with G-d. 2. Also, reading about “heroes” as you were doing–a great way to start the new year.
In fourth grade I devoured all the biographies I could find about great people. One thing I found fascinating in all of them was how the central character didn’t know the troubles headed their way, but they met each of them–even if they stumbled–and ended up with great lives based on integrity, courage, humility.
As the reader I had the peculiar, almost supernatural advantage of knowing that they were headed for greatness, but I was fascinated by how THEY didn’t know that, yet forged ahead anyway! It was not that they had no pain or trials, but that they met them head-on and suffered the loneliness of having departed from the supportive flock at crucial times.
Your character barometer should not be gauged by the feelings & actions of sheeple–even well-meaning normal ones–but rather people you deeply admire for their bravery. Change your focus to keep your strength and sanity.
Also, as a single person, 3. I do recommend some work with children or families to keep you focused on others–maybe others in need. Teaching young people helped me. Being alone into one’s thirties (and I’m twice that age!) is not natural in our development or history, so one needs to adjust that self-centeredness and dive into the stream of life. You can still take time to stand back & reflect.
4. Finally, some physical challenge might be in order, to instill and reinforce manly confidence, whether it’s a sport, martial art, or men’s group of some kind. Our culture is way too feminized now–and you know what I’m talking about and how damaging that is for strong men. (Actually, I’m remembering now your gun group–perhaps that is sufficient, so long as you permit yourself to identify positively with the men there.)
See, you are doing so much already of what’s required of you to live your unique and natural life. Don’t discount that.
I know the girlie/feminazi culture has been pounding it in on how you guys need to soften up, and there’s some truth to that at appropriate times. However, my advice now is to: DITCH the teddy bears and cuddly stuffed toys, the pleas to be held and cooed etc and follow your wiser male instincts with the Man-Up plan.
Sending the Comforter your way for the guidance that is best for you.
Love,
Your Roving Poet
But I like my teddy bear!
Other than that, sound advice all around, and I appreciate it. I think geocaching has been a good fit for physical challenges, finally found an outdoorsy hobby I actually enjoy doing.
I know I have to press on, even though there are times life gets me down so much that I want to hide under my bed and eat brownies all day.
Hehehe good comeback. I suspect you are involved in the justice system in some way? Or you have a keen interest in books already (thesaurus? dictionary? /kidding of course). With language skills I was referring to words like wubs … wth is that? babytalk? I’m concerned about your mental state. The sadness & depression. Awareness of ones self is critical. I agree with everything RovingPoet has said throughout this post and although I’m not one to take the bible seriously, it may work for you. You were given the same as us all, free will. With that, you and only you have the power to change your mind. Ask not for WANT of a relationship, but be open to receive kindness & love. If you open your mind to do more and be more for yourself, this positive action WILL attract, to you, all you are willing to receive. Then you can be thankful to good friends you have found here. We all want to see you believe, conceive, and receive.
I hope this makes more sense to you than my last post. Sometimes I leave too much unsaid, expecting others to read between the lines. If you don’t understand something I have said, then just ask. There is no harm in that. Have a most excellent day! L2 with hugz
Yep, I am a crucial cog on the wheel that keeps the criminal justice system from crumbling down. :-D
What is with all this hate against wubs anyway? This is the second time now I’ve been derided by a woman for using the term. Bah, I’m sure the girl of my dreams will think it’s cute, so nana nana poo poo.
Be the teddy bear you love :) Forgot about your geocaching. Excellent! What the Hey’s the problem? You’re on your self-directed way.
(Looking forward to posts along that way from you and your following!)
Linc, u da man! You realize my previous posting was referring to the one that questioned your language skills, gave you advice and posted that they wrote, editted and critiqued for a living.
you didn’t spell edited correctly Vince! LOL So, what’s your point?
I sneezed. My point. In your post you gave some advise, as good as it might have been, then questioned his language skills. You wrote that you wrote, edited (I didn’t sneeze this time)and critiqued for a living. In other words your opinionated and get paid for it! Just like Obama, congress and the senate! Thus my point, those who can do and those who can not write about it,talk about it, teach, run for congress, the senate and the presidency. No offense intended. Just stating fact based on my experiences.
Yep, I sneeze a lot too when I’m writing. :-D
I’m three shy of finding my 100th cache too, man I can’t believe I found that many already.
A liitle cold for geocaching isn’t it?
I read about one guy who geocached during a hurricane. Found it too. I don’t know if I would be that crazy though, but hunting around for a tupperware container during a violent storm does seem to put an interesting twist on geocaching. :-D
Vince dah-ling… I don’t advise, nor do I give advice! I am merely suggesting our mutual friend, aka “Linc”, open his eyes to ideas he may not have experienced yet. If he chooses a path, it it his choosing.
Further clarification, I am not here to make gains for myself. In fact this is a learning experience for me as well. RovingPoet has rewarded me with his/her insight, reminiding me of many positive thoughts I have forgotten. My biggest reward, in making others happy, is being able to see “Linc” realize his dreams into reality and happiness, with limited hurdles. He will learn to live beyond the limitations he has set for himself, as we all do eventually. Once he determines what those limitations are, he can create his own reality :) Do you see what I’m saying now? I hope so … Thanks for being “Linc’s” friend… L2
L2, that’s cool. I was just pointing out that you gave some personal advice or suggestions but didn’t validate your view point. Then you commented on his language skills and made mention that you wrote, edited and critiqued for a living. Just engaging in some thought stimulation. Ya know, keeping these brain cells working!
Man virgins in general don’t bother me. It all depends on why they are, really. You must hang around with some terrible women to have such an opinion of them and bitterness toward them. :-/
Well I do live in New York. :-D
Although this one came from a forum, and I have to admit it did clear up a lot of mysteries for me. It’s a shame, I admire and respect women who make the effort to remain chaste until marriage, and just assumed they would hold me in the same regard. Not on this planet it seems.