Love’s a Joke

It’s over, I’ve lost.

After 23 years of rejection, heartaches, unrequited love, enduring the rude, cold treatment of every women I’ve ever been interested in or in love with, I’m tossing in the towel.

My latest failure took away whatever remaining hope I had. Even though we seemed to have so many specific, rare things in common, I only managed to hold her interest for maybe 5 minutes before she decided I just wasn’t worth her attention anymore, and blew me off without warning.

I guess that’s it then. I’ll never experience what it’s like to hold hands with a girl, to kiss her, to hold her in my arms, to tell her how much I love her and care for her, and have her tell me the same. I will be single and alone for the rest of my life, and I’m sure all my enemies will gain immense satisfaction in knowing I will never be happy.

Ah well, I won’t get mad about this. I’ll just get even.

Killing Joke - Joker

After all, if ya gotta go, go with a smile!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!


7 Responses to Love’s a Joke
  1. Deborah
    July 11, 2008 | 1:32 pm

    So seriously… You are kinda starting to scare me.

  2. Lincoln Adams
    July 11, 2008 | 6:57 pm

    Now how can a guy like me give you a scare? I’m all smiles!

    :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

  3. Isaiah
    July 12, 2008 | 10:44 am

    So you’re the reason I saw that “bat alert” in the night sky! Silly boy, you made me put on the suit for nothing and Robin’s none too pleased with you!

  4. Lincoln Adams
    July 12, 2008 | 2:55 pm

    Jingle Bells, Batman smells! :-D

  5. Ecclesia
    July 15, 2008 | 11:37 pm

    Hey, it’s been a long time. I dropped off the face of the planet, I know. Hey, just wanted to offer you some encouragment. Love can be so complicated. I’d encourage you to go back to your First Love, that being the Lord. He can fill every gap and void in your life. Pray and keep praying some more. If the Lord wills it, He will bring the perfect woman into your life. All of the ones that haven’t worked out, it’s probably for the better. In the meantime, until you find the one, enjoy spending time with the Holy Spirit. It’s amazing how much that can empower you. Give it all up to the Lord. Let God’s Word complete you. Hope that helps! That’s my deep thought for the day.

  6. Lincoln Adams
    July 16, 2008 | 12:48 am

    @Ecclesia: Easier said than done, but I will take your advice to heart. :)

  7. [...] While I was surfing online and bopping to a Rolling Stones tune, an icon popped up on my screen notifying me that Girl-Who-Blew-Me-Off had just signed on (actually, that describes every girl I’ve ever wanted to get involved with since Reagan was President, so let’s call her Lying-Introvert instead.) I debated whether to just ignore her, or send her an IM in the hopes that maybe I could get some answers as to why she blew me off. I can’t stand having questions that forever go unanswered, so of course I caved: Me: Hey, I can see you! [...]

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