So how are ya Linc?

Well, gee let’s see here, I’m eating triple chocolate Nestle ice cream, which has melted messy drips onto my keyboard and sullied my what used to be brilliant white t-shirt, checking my email every 15 seconds in the vain hope that the girl I just contacted on Match.com will soon get back to me, even though it’s been 10 days already and she’s probably married by now, so I am left to face yet another cold dark night by myself with only my pillow girlfriend Isabella to keep me warm.

How’s your night going?

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Tags: chocolate, email, girlfriend, ice cream, isabella, keyboard, lonely, match, match.com, nights, pillow, t shirt
Categories: Lincoln's Personal Log
 
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