I Want To Be Sarah Palin’s Love Slave
Lincoln Adams | August 29, 2008 @ 12:17 pmIt’s no secret that I’ve been raging against all things estrogen for the better part of the year now, having given up on the female race as being entirely irredeemable and utterly given over to the cause of evil.
And then someone like Sarah Palin comes along and helps me restore my faith somewhat. Maybe, just maybe, all is not completely lost.

McCain’s astonishing VP pick (and current governor of Alaska) is gorgeous, articulate, smart, conservative, accomplished, and by all appearances a devout Christian too. She’s also a member of the NRA.
Oh, and she’s gorgeous as well. Did I mention she’s gorgeous? 
In short, she’s everything I could have ever wanted in a woman. Someone who embraces her femininity, but is still a tomboy of sorts who would grind you to ashes if you ever did her dirty. They don’t call her Barracuda for nothing after all.
More importantly, her attractive appeal is grounded in her intelligence and principled beliefs, demonstrated in one part by in her refusal to abort her child she knew would be born with Down’s syndrome. Meanwhile others who profess to be Christians have no moral aversion to supporting a candidate like the Obamanation, who stops just short of endorsing mass infancitide. 
Being awash in a sea of underwhelming females who spend half their days with their noses buried in Vogue magazines and their heads up Obama’s goomie gumbos, Palin arrives like a breath of fresh air.
Thank you Sarah Palin. Thank you for helping me believe once again for the impossible, that there may just be another one like you out there, and that maybe someday soon, God will finally bring us together. 
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Tags: christian, Christians, conservative, femininity, God, intelligence, john mccain, love, Obamanation, presidential campaign, presidential election, sarah palin, tomboy, woman
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7 Responses to “I Want To Be Sarah Palin’s Love Slave”
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Too bad she’s married…
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Can’t expect a woman like that to be on the market for long.
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McCain picking her has restored my faith in him. He had a stroke of genius.
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A stroke you say?
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Ummm… don’t you know that she posed in Vogue?
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Posed for the cover if I’m not mistaken.
Yep, that looks authentic.
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Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Sigh…Dreamy…gorgious…and I’m not even American.
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