No words, just, no words. After this job has given me so much anger and grief and pain, they finally hammered the last nail in my coffin. I am now unemployed, with no means to pay the bills or the rent, and the rent is due in only 5 days. I don’t know what to do. I have no savings and no means to fend for myself.
My life is over.
I don’t want to live anymore. I’m tired of fighting, tired of failing, tired of never amounting to anything. Tired of being alone, tired of being rejected. How can I even blog anymore? This whole blogging experiment was a colossal failure as well. In fact everything I do ends up in failure. I hate myself more than anything and just want to die. The pain is finally too much for me to bear…
You creep! I KNEW you were totally lying, and I came here to read the lie and then, sort of, somewhere deep inside my soul, somehow, while reading the post I began to think that maybe, possibly…and OMG, could he be? and no way!
You giant creepomaniac!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Caseyc
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 08:08:am
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Don’t worry, Linc. I met this guy from Zimbabwe online and he has this rich uncle that died and left him $10 million. He needs someone to collect the money for him, and I was going to do it, but I’ll give him your contact info instead.
John
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 08:47:am
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At least he didn’t Rick-roll us. If I get Rick-rolled one more time today I’m going to go postal!
Shey
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 08:57:am
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Dude, whatever — we all know you better than this.
Not even a decent try lol
Christine
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 09:19:am
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You can always donate sperm – I mean, isn’t that like $50 a pop?
mwa ha ha ….
Mou
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 09:25:am
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Dammit, you had me going too. I’d already clicked the “contact” link to send you a WTF email!
Congrats, you’re the only person to get me with an April Fool this year! (grrrrrrr)
ConsrvYank1
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 10:01:am
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Linc, right about now I would like to kick your “you know what.” I forgot it was April Fool’s Day.
Even if what you say were true, it still doesn’t give you license to off yourself. Plenty of people have been fired from jobs, nothing new with that.
Actually I was thinking of adding a rickroll, but I’ve already pulled that stunt off a few times before, so i figured it was time for something new.
Other pranks I had considered was taking my blog completely offline and putting up a ransom note, with a PayPal address of course. I wonder how many people would have sent me money?
Isaiah
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 11:13:am
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Yea, Linc, that contact Casey has is a miracle, really. I was about to send you some of the $10mil I received until you said it was all but a joke!
Oh, well, I guess I’m back to the drawing board planning how best to spend the moolah.
Forget that Isaiah, I got a Sister Alima Usman from Kuwait who will drop a cool $15 mil in my account if I travel overseas to collect her inherited fortune, so y’all can keep your moneys.
that was eeeeevil. you really had me going there, specially since i tend not to read dates, and it’s already april 2 where i am. see if you get any more of my sympathy next time!
Tish
wrote a comment on April 1, 2008 @ 09:45:pm
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I knew you were pranking, but you should be ashamed.
Btw, check the awesome featured video of the cute bunny on YouTube. It’s hilarious, and just so darn adorable.
hey, linc! you haven’t done a single tag i’ve sent your way, so i get that you probably do tags or memes. but i’m curious about what kind of mix tape you’d put together, so i’m tagging you anyway. you can read more about it at my site. i’m telling you in advance that my playlist du jour doesn’t have any rick astley on it, but i’ve put away REO speedwagon and chicago for this round.
@claire: I used to do memes al lthe time in the beginning, until all of mankind started tagging me and I decided “Screw this!”
Your musical meme sounds fun though, so I may put up a post on it later today.
Ella
wrote a comment on January 20, 2010 @ 12:02:am
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Hi. I just now found your site. You crack me up. Except I somehow ended up on this post and it is Jan 2010 now… You freaked me out man. I wasn’t even thinking about April. Don’t kill yourself!
Now I shall continue procrastinating by reading more of your blog. And possibly leaving more comments.
22 Responses to “I just got fired :-(”
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You creep! I KNEW you were totally lying, and I came here to read the lie and then, sort of, somewhere deep inside my soul, somehow, while reading the post I began to think that maybe, possibly…and OMG, could he be? and no way!
You giant creepomaniac!!!!
LMAO!!!!
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Don’t worry, Linc. I met this guy from Zimbabwe online and he has this rich uncle that died and left him $10 million. He needs someone to collect the money for him, and I was going to do it, but I’ll give him your contact info instead.
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At least he didn’t Rick-roll us. If I get Rick-rolled one more time today I’m going to go postal!
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Dude, whatever — we all know you better than this.
Not even a decent try lol
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You can always donate sperm – I mean, isn’t that like $50 a pop?
mwa ha ha ….
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Dammit, you had me going too. I’d already clicked the “contact” link to send you a WTF email!
Congrats, you’re the only person to get me with an April Fool this year! (grrrrrrr)
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Linc, right about now I would like to kick your “you know what.” I forgot it was April Fool’s Day.
Even if what you say were true, it still doesn’t give you license to off yourself. Plenty of people have been fired from jobs, nothing new with that.
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Actually I was thinking of adding a rickroll, but I’ve already pulled that stunt off a few times before, so i figured it was time for something new.
Other pranks I had considered was taking my blog completely offline and putting up a ransom note, with a PayPal address of course.
I wonder how many people would have sent me money? 
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Yea, Linc, that contact Casey has is a miracle, really. I was about to send you some of the $10mil I received until you said it was all but a joke!
Oh, well, I guess I’m back to the drawing board planning how best to spend the moolah.
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Forget that Isaiah, I got a Sister Alima Usman from Kuwait who will drop a cool $15 mil in my account if I travel overseas to collect her inherited fortune, so y’all can keep your moneys.
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You live in New York… wouldn’t be a more appropriate April Fool’s joke to say you got a better job?
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That’s so funny it’s depressing.
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Ah shaaame lol I was going to offer you some money for this blog.
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Bonk on your head! You scared me.
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I actually hate you….I read in Google Reader and didn’t scroll down to see the April Fool’s line.
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that was eeeeevil. you really had me going there, specially since i tend not to read dates, and it’s already april 2 where i am. see if you get any more of my sympathy next time!
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I knew you were pranking, but you should be ashamed.
Btw, check the awesome featured video of the cute bunny on YouTube. It’s hilarious, and just so darn adorable.
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Awww what a cute bun..G^$D$^M&T rickrolled again!
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hey, linc! you haven’t done a single tag i’ve sent your way, so i get that you probably do tags or memes. but i’m curious about what kind of mix tape you’d put together, so i’m tagging you anyway.
you can read more about it at my site. i’m telling you in advance that my playlist du jour doesn’t have any rick astley on it, but i’ve put away REO speedwagon and chicago for this round. 
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@claire: I used to do memes al lthe time in the beginning, until all of mankind started tagging me and I decided “Screw this!”
Your musical meme sounds fun though, so I may put up a post on it later today.
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Hi. I just now found your site. You crack me up. Except I somehow ended up on this post and it is Jan 2010 now… You freaked me out man. I wasn’t even thinking about April. Don’t kill yourself!
Now I shall continue procrastinating by reading more of your blog. And possibly leaving more comments.
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Yaaaaay new commenter! I definitely won’t kill myself now.
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