A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.
In couples where the wife is the hotter one, both parties seem to be content, found a study of 82 newlywed duos in the Journal of Family Psychology.
Source: NY Daily News
Well yippie kai yay for normally b.s. psycho studies. I think they finally got a clue here.
Of course my luck would have me living in a town where any given hot woman here is so mind numbingly deprived of intelligence that she can’t even wise up to this little factoid, despite being on husband #5. Face it, we hairy-butt faces make far better lovers than the chiseled dweebs you chose to go with.
Of course, it’s also entirely possible that I’m being too hard on myself here, and the reason why I’m having so much trouble finding a date is because I am in fact, just so damned good looking.
Oh well, I guess that’s a cross I’ll just have to bear. 
16 Responses to “I hope you smokin’ hot girls are paying attention!”
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Dude, you should be getting laid on the humor trait alone. You are one funny bust-a-gut kind of guy.
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LOL!

1.) You’re source for this information is the NY Daily News?!?! All they can get accurate is the funny papers.
2.) Studies say the same thing about ugly women. Go figure.
I guess there’s a study for everyone, everywhere… take yer pick! lol
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I agree with Jules! But, how do we know YOU aren’t smokin’ hot anyway? You don’t readily share your photos
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@Jules, Christine: Ever since I was featured on America’s Most Wanted, I’ve been kinda shy about my appearance.
@MrsMecomber: I don’t think the Howard Stern photo helped the paper’s credibility either. And looking at the example photos, I’m thinking perhaps the conclusion of the study should be amended to “Ugly guys who are LOADED end up with hot girls.”
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Ha! I agree with those before me. We want to see pics of Lincoln!
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Okay everybody, get all your friends to spam this post with “LINC PICS!” until he finally puts up pictures of himself.
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I found Linc’s picture here.
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Damn you Casey!!! Damn you and your little dog too!
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ohmigosh, i almost rolled off the bed laughing. *that* was a music video?
and about pics, linc? i wholeheartedly support the clamor!
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Don’t you all laugh at me, but I love that song!
BTW, I have seen of pic of Linc, he is really cute. He just needs to do something about those eyebrows. But I already told him that. It is so easy to fix.
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Uh ConsrvYank, Ix-nay on the yebrows-eay?
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@consrvyank: i’m not laughing - rick astley is on my unmentionables playlist in my iPod. i have most of his songs. *lol* just so we can call it even, do you have a blog somewhere you can upload linc’s picture to? ;P
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I know about as much regarding uploading pic’s, blogs or Ipods as I know about those strange creatures called “men.” When all put on the head of a pin, there will still be room for The Lord’s Prayer.
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@ConsrvYank: LOL
Guess you’re out of luck clairebear! Nyah ha! 
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some day, linc, you will be caught off guard and someone will finally get to publish your picture on line! watch for it!
hmmmm…. time to
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Someday perhaps, but not today.
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